Teenager's expressions...

[Trainz]

Well, fortunately you'll be more concerned with castrating guys trying to take advantage of her to worry about her saying "LOL". Seriously though, don't take this the wrong way, but your daughter is definitely going to be hot in like 10 years.

Hey, don't worry. If I'm OK posting a pic of her on the weeeb, it's because I don't care if people comment on her. She is indeed cute. TOO cute for her own good. Her grades are B.A.D. . She's also as tall as I am. At 13. Damn.

And I don't care if guys hit on her. Hell, if she doesn't have sex before 16, I'll consider myself lucky. In this day and age...

*sigh*

I AM getting old.

The only guys I want to castrate are the wiggers, and so far she hasn't brought any home.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

*sigh*

I AM getting old.

There, there. Its bad enough that I feel old when I'm at school...you REAL old people shouldn't be feeling old!

 

[Trainz]

There, there. Its bad enough that I feel old when I'm at school...you REAL old people shouldn't be feeling old!

OK, punk, you asked for it.

You, me, outside, mano a mano.

Just let me get my cane...

 

[Trainz]

Nope. Not a geezer. You might want to try shock therapy with your daughter, though. (Kidding!)

I've heard stories like this before, too. The thing is, it's always in print and I have a question:

Do they actually say "L-O-L" or sound out like "lawl" or some such?

It sounds like "lawl". Lame man, lame.

I can't WAIT for her to say "rowfluh (ROFL)". I'll go grab my book about netiquette (yes, I do have such a book, a relic too), and slap her face in it yelling "RUTUHFUHM ! ! ! (RTFM)".

 

[Mercule]

It sounds like "lawl". Lame man, lame.

I can't WAIT for her to say "rowfluh (ROFL)". I'll go grab my book about netiquette (yes, I do have such a book, a relic too), and slap her face in it yelling "RUTUHFUHM ! ! ! (RTFM)".

You could also wash out her mouth with soap if she ever says "Rot flamao" (ROTFLMAO). Even if ass isn't considered a bad word in your house, it might get her to think about what she's saying.

 

[RangerWickett]

I've got a friend who is fond of "Oh em jee, lawl, rofluhmao!" (OMG, LOL, ROFLMAO). But she uses it mostly tongue in cheek, when someone is really hyper about something, and she's barely interested.

 

[Trainz]

OK guys... took me 40 minutes to find it, but I did remember about it, and, well, kapla.

This is from Something Positive, a great net-strip that I religiously read (along with Sluggy Freelance):

This one burned in my brain:

 

[Ashwyn]

Wait, people actually say "LOL" in person? Guess I'm more socially adjusted than I thought.

 

[blackshirt5]

Hey, don't worry. If I'm OK posting a pic of her on the weeeb, it's because I don't care if people comment on her. She is indeed cute. TOO cute for her own good. Her grades are B.A.D. . She's also as tall as I am. At 13. Damn.

And I don't care if guys hit on her. Hell, if she doesn't have sex before 16, I'll consider myself lucky. In this day and age...

*sigh*

I AM getting old.

The only guys I want to castrate are the wiggers, and so far she hasn't brought any home.

Don't forget to castrate skaters too.

 

[Trainz]

Another picture of my daughter...

... she didn't see it yet !