True Teflon Billy story. It still makes me laugh at myself, in fact, I haven't even told my wife this story, as I feel so stupid about it.
Gen Con 2005.
One of the things I was hoping to get done at the Con was to meet the infamous TB. I'd read his posts, chatted with him a little about hockey, and generally liked his view on things, and since I saw myself as a puck loving, truth telling, son of a gun, I figured we'd get along pretty well. Not to mention, the albeit hushed, tales of the rapscallions debauchery was right up my alley, as I can hold my own at all sorts of night spots.
So I make my way to the Canadiana Suite on the Friday of the convention, make a donation into the jar, sit down and have a chat with Hellhound. He's a hell of a guy, and a great first person to meet from EnWorld. I notice that TB is behind the bar, talking with a bunch of guys. My first impression is to go over and blurt "Hey, I'm a big fan". I see myself as a little more suave then that, so I decide to bide my time. At least that's what I'm telling myself. The truth of the matter is, I'm a little nervous. Now, I'm in sales for a living, and I talk to strangers on a daily basis. Internally, I'm slapping myself in the head, because I know I should be feeling no anxiety, but here I was, frozen to the couch, and unable to introduce myself.
Hellhound excuses himself to make the rounds, and I figure it's time to force myself to make the introduction. I get up, look over to the bar, and TB's gone. He had left the party.
It was the only EnWorld event I attended that weekend, and I didn't spot him at the Con. I swear the next time I'm at Gen Con, I will introduce myself, and I will buy the man a beer.
I'm such an idiot.