D&D 5E Terrible Titles for a Xanathar Follow-up

[DEFCON 1]

Gnihtyreve Ot Ediug S'rahtanax

 

[CleverNickName]

Unpronounceable Guide to Psionics and Warlords

 

[RobJN]

We Can't Call It Unearthed Arcana Because We Already Used That Title For The Website Articles

 

[Weiley31]

Everybody is expecting a 'Xanathar's Guide to Everything 2', what with all the new subclasses being thrown at us through the UA articles and the alternate class features.

So let's come up with ridiculous titles for 'Xanathar's guide to Everything 2: Electric Boogaloo'

I suggest:

"Xanathar & Knuckle's Guide to Everything, featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series"

I totally want to have a Devil Trigger/Super Mode now for DND character s now.

 

[lowkey13]

*Deleted by user*

 

[Tony Vargas]

The Anarchist's Spellbook (it was either that or The Arcanist's Cookbook)

Elminster Shrugged

Mein Verlies

The Art of the Adventure

Fear & Loathing on the Campaign's Hexcrawl

Astral Projections of My Father('s Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roommate)

Kitab al-Azif

Real Beholders Don't Eat Gnome

Mind Flayers are from the Far Realms, Illithids are from Xoriat

 

[Gradine]

Xanathar's Guide to Everything Else


...wait a minute...

 

[Undrave]

"Fortnite Player's Handbook"

Would sell like hotcakes until people realize 'Fort Night' is just a place in the Forgotten Realms and the title is a 'typo'

 

[CleverNickName]

Xanathar's Lengthy Explaination of Hit Points and Warlords

 

[akr71]

2 Xanathar 2 Furious

Xanatharder: The Second Guide to All the Other Things.