D&D 5E (2014) Terrible Titles for a Xanathar Follow-up

[Tony Vargas]

Xanathar's Secrets of the Ancients Who Sucked at Keeping Secrets

Xanathar's Guide to Eating Healthy
Because eating sick people is bad for you.

'XANATHAR'S 2B'
'HOW TO RECOGNISE DIFFERENT TRENTS FROM QUITE A LONG WAY AWAY'
'NO. 1'
'THE LARCH'

 

[generic]

Just name it like half of the English names for animes turn out:

Xanathar Girl Super Mech Supreme: Requiem for The Second Order.

 

[generic]

"The Return of the Xanathar"

"Xanathar's Guide to the city of Fo Ytic eht ot ediug s'rahtanax"

Xanthar's Guide to Humanoid, Moist, Meaty, Smacks" - an EA sourcebook a la 3.x

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

Pun-pun's Guide To Greatness.

 

[Sacrosanct]

Xanathar's Guide to Preventing Layoffs: Seriously, Buy This Book

 

[Fenris-77]

Xanthar's Guide to the Blindingly Obvious

Or, to pick up on Aebir-Toril's udea above, Xanthar's Guide to Serve Man

 

[Undrave]

Just name it like half of the English names for animes turn out:

Xanathar Girl Super Mech Supreme: Requiem for The Second Order.

Nah, it should be something along the line of:

"I Got Reincarnated as a Beholder Mob-Boss' Goldfish And Now I Must Ghostwrite A Guidebook for Him"

 

[generic]

Nah, it should be something along the line of:

"I Got Reincarnated as a Beholder Mob-Boss' Goldfish And Now I Must Ghostwrite A Guidebook for Him"

It pains me that I know what this is referencing.

 

[MarkB]

Xanathar's For Dummies

 

[alienux]

Xanathar Schmanathar.