The Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep- UPDATED 6/6

[Neverwinter Knight]

Also, Doc changed the title of the thread from

The Further Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep

to

The Further Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep: The REVENGE of MEEPO


So this looks like good ol' Meepo will play an important role in the upcoming events. Doc, as a suggestion, maybe Meepo has somehow become a manifestation of one of Demogorgon's personalities...

Or go along with the templated Kobold suggestion I made earlier.

 

[Elemental]

Well, so is the commen lich. Your major problem would be sunlight. Hard to be a defender of of a city when they have a tendency to want you to talk to them in, well, daylight.

Instead of a common mummy, you could use the Greater Mummy template from Deities & Demigods. Retain all your intelligence, gain a bunch of nifty abilities such as immunity to cold, despair and slam attacks, no enforced alignment change, plus you can polymorph yourself, to avoid scaring the locals.

 

[Lela]

Good, I want to take another level of Expert!

You know, I actually wrote up stats for a frying pan once (as a weapon, not a character). Homemaker was rather attached to that and used it to good effect when a group of gnolls decided to take out her house.

I think: d6 damage, x2 crit, -1 to hit (unwealdly). If it was poor craftsmanship, it'd break on a crit or after doing a good amount of damage (DM discretion).

Perhaps Horacio could try that.

 

[Horacio]

You know, I actually wrote up stats for a frying pan once (as a weapon, not a character). Homemaker was rather attached to that and used it to good effect when a group of gnolls decided to take out her house.

I think: d6 damage, x2 crit, -1 to hit (unwealdly). If it was poor craftsmanship, it'd break on a crit or after doing a good amount of damage (DM discretion).

Perhaps Horacio could try that.

My frying pan ees masterwork, eet wont break!

 

[Lela]

My frying pan ees masterwork, eet wont break!

I never had any doubt, My Good Chef. Would you mind passing the cat'sup?

*Ducks*

 

[Horacio]

I never had any doubt, My Good Chef. Would you mind passing the cat'sup?

*Ducks*

Cat soup? I don't cook cats, señorita, I'm a respectable Chef!

Cat soup, what a deesgusting eedea...

 

[Horacio]

Shouldn't that be "mademoiselle" ?

Remember that I'm a fake French Chef

 

[Neverwinter Knight]

Doc, where's the story? Not to sound impatient, but I feel like a tanbrush junkie and you must be Tal Camish...

 

[Dr Midnight]

Gamed last night... I did okay, considering how little I felt prepared. The whole fire just down the road and all kept my attention when I should have been reading the module.

I write. I have another game to play today at Gospog's house (!) so I may not get anything else up before tonight.

I think Ziona made me sick. My throat's all sore and my head feels like a candy apple.

 

[Horacio]

Oh, I hope you (and Ziona too) will go better soon...

But being sick is not an excuse for not updating!
(joking only)