The Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep- UPDATED 6/6

[Jon Potter]

Cool Doc. Once again Kizz has a male courtier.

It's gotta be the red hair.

 

[Lela]

It's gotta be the red hair.

Someone refresh my memory. Have Wonder Woman and Iron Man ever had a thing going on?

 

[Neverwinter Knight]

Lich flesh is dry and quick to ignite.

You got that right. I had a lich steak the other day. Dry and though and it smelled funny. Tasted not bad, though. Like chicken...

 

[Nail]

. One of the eyes shot a bright orange beam down, and it bathed Vek in heat and fire. Luckily, the lich had attuned himself with various energies, and could not be harmed by heat. This would aid them against the dragon… but Vek found use of it now. Without that protection, he would have burned very quickly…Lich flesh is dry and quick to ignite.

What spell was this? Now that it's activated/used up, aren't the heroes vulnerable?

 

[Dursk Starkfire]

when have the knights ever been vulnerable? unless your character has a thing for kizz, that is.

 

[Ziona]

Cool Doc. Once again Kizz has a male courtier.

Someone refresh my memory. Have Wonder Woman and Iron Man ever had a thing going on?

Nope. She's DC and he's Marvel.

Originally posted by Dursk Starkfire
when have the knights ever been vulnerable? unless your character has a thing for kizz, that is.

/more sniffles

Hey now, Kizz hasn't had any love interests besides Shade, the heroic, sexy red-head with an accent... /sigh

Edge isn't Kizz's type, which she has made apparent, so he should stop camping out in the hallway outside her door, else he may find himself smashed by Nanny!

 

[Dursk Starkfire]

ouch, being smashed by a character retired 10 levels ago. Poor Edge, can't even take out the cleaning staff. Maybe Horacio should be taken out on an adventure sometime to give him some "backup".
Ah, but H. gets enough grief from the zoo the knights collect and bring home.

"But it's an undead horse!"

"yeah, can we keep it? can we? huh, huh? Can we bring it home?"

 

[Ziona]

ouch, being smashed by a character retired 10 levels ago. Poor Edge, can't even take out the cleaning staff.

Hey, the guy is a half-dragon halfling. Just a bit odd, and even if he wasn't half-dragon, Kizz wouldn't really go for a halfling. Plain & simple.

Kizz is actually feeling like a minority in her house. Afterall, she is the only female, and it seems to her that everyone around her is getting more and more strange.

Uncle Vek has always been creepy, but then he & his men are getting creepier as the days go by. Then we have the crazed chef, Horacio; the warrior-gone-chef Grumbar, whose sidekick is now a kobald who was plotting to kill the Knights.

Beyond that, there is a weird druid living in the keep, as well as a half-dragon halfling who she keeps finding outside her bedroom door. Then there is the troll who made his home under the bridge near the moat. Finally, there is Dartan, who is almost normal, but too old to understand Kizz very well, and is usually silent or bitter. The only one she could relate to died, and her brothers, (who she saw recently) don't approve of those she adventures with. What's a girl to do?

/sigh.
Kizz feels stressed.

 

[Breakstone]

Maybe you could have a sleepover with Lela the Skeleon with a Broom, and, y'know, talk about girl stuff?

 

[Lela]

Nope. She's DC and he's Marvel.

Well, now I feel stupid. There's only $3,000-4,000 worth of comics waiting in the storage shed. Sheeeshh.

Then agian, little things like that don't always prevent a meeting.

Maybe you could have a sleepover with Lela the Skeleon with a Broom, and, y'know, talk about girl stuff?

Okay, I offically want to take that Emancipated Undead PrC in Savage Species (c'mon, Wee Jas must have it). While I've only seen it once (my copy should be waiting for me when I get home) and I'm not sure on the spelling, I do know that I want to take it.

Mistress Kizz needs me.

And Meepo keeps chewing on my legs. . .