The Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep- UPDATED 6/6

[Richards]

Lela: I've got some good news, some bad news, and some good news.

The good news: I saw your suggestion to have me do a parody song of "Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead" in honor of Nurn's slaying.

The bad news: I hunted up the lyrics to that song...and there really isn't that much to work with. The song's pretty short, and uses the same phrases over and over.

The good news: I picked a different song and went with your idea anyway!

Therefore, I present to you the following song parody, sung to the tune of the Byrds' "Turn, Turn, Turn."

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NURN, NURN, NURN

He's finally dead (Nurn, Nurn, Nurn)
And with good reason (Nurn, Nurn, Nurn)
It was time he served a purpose - so he's dead, then
He was an ass, he was a jerk
Dealing with him was really hard work
He was so snide, he was so smug
Kizz wanted to squash him like a bug

He's finally dead (Nurn, Nurn, Nurn)
And with good reason (Nurn, Nurn, Nurn)
It was time he served a purpose - so he's dead, then
He managed to insult the whole group
He even made fun of Grumbar's bread soup
But we served him a new recipe
His soup was made using Meepo pee!

He's finally dead (Nurn, Nurn, Nurn)
And with good reason (Nurn, Nurn, Nurn)
It was time he served a purpose - so he's dead, then
We are so glad that Nurn is dead
His stupid god was just a big head
Half of a two-headed fiend
That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen

He's finally dead (Nurn, Nurn, Nurn)
And with good reason (Nurn, Nurn, Nurn)
It was time he served a purpose - so he's dead, then
We grabbed his arms, kicked out his feet
Served him up as a red dragon treat
Ashardalon is our next foe
Then we will deal with this impostor Crow

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Johnathan
Self-Appointed, Unofficial Bard to the Knights of Spellforge Keep Campaign

 

[Dr Midnight]

So great.

 

[Breakstone]

Hyuk hyuk hyuk.

 

[Lela]

Thanks Richards. That was great.

And I think the highlight of this story hour is the death of Nurn.

But we should see the dragon die before I fully decide. A good thing Doc is getting right on that.

 

[Horacio]

Good song, oh Richards, Bard of Spellforge Keep!

 

[LGodamus]

weejas I will be very dissapointed in you if you do not get the killing blow on at least on of these punks......looks like the knights will have another lawn ornament to put beside ol whitey...

 

[Neverwinter Knight]

...I think that Kizz should give the scaly little guy a shot I mean he could be cute if you squint your eyes just right in a poorly lit room and pretend that your an anime chartacter and hes just a big ol pokemon lol... but what kids they would make /roflmao

What about Polymorph Other, Enlarge & Permanency (sue me, rules lawyers) or Wish?

 

[Neverwinter Knight]

But we should see the dragon die before I fully decide. A good thing Doc is getting right on that.

Nice and subtle, Lela. Doc, we're just worried that you'll get too far behind.


Note to self: Get Wee-Jas to start phone terror again

 

[Datt]

Great job Richards, great and wise bard of the Knights of Spellforge Keep.

Everything Ok Doc? Just wondering about you since it has been over 38 hours since you last updated us. You still watching Angel season 1 or something?

 

[Dr Midnight]

I'm not getting too far behind, as I'm currently writing the most recent session, and due to life concerns the next game won't be until sunday the 23rd. So... I'm stretching this one out a little bit.

However, I'd like to give you a brief preview of the battle with Ashardalon.

SESSION 54 next update SPOILERS BELOW
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END OF SPOILER ZONE

Hee hee... don't tell anyone who hasn't read!