The Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep- UPDATED 6/6

[Horacio]

Speechless Horacio

 

[Celtavian]

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Props to Jamison, that was a great roleplaying reason for him not to return. Gave Doc some really touching material for his story, though he will probably have to write it again when the Knights find his body.

 

[Neverwinter Knight]

Was it really a great roleplaying reason not to return? Or was it maybe just the loss of another level that would have made him too weak for the party? I wonder...


Doc, you need not reply to this, but I would really like a Jamison vs. Crow battle!!!

 

[Wee Jas]

Was it really a great roleplaying reason not to return? Or was it maybe just the loss of another level that would have made him too weak for the party? I wonder...

The baddies used a true rez on him but he still didn't want to come back.

As for evil Jamison targeting me first: Whynot? Everybody else does! Every peasent in every town knows my strengths and weaknesses!

Thats why I have meatshields to get in their faces.. haha.

 

[Richards]

Originally posted by Lela:

Richards, how about a "You're so evil" set to the tune of "You're on Fire" in honor of Crow (or maybe Vek)?

<---- (Note the "embarrassment" image)

Uh...I'm afraid I don't know that song. (I hope my "coolness rating" doesn't slip as a result of admitting that.) In any case, I thought of a different possible tribute song to Jamison Crow, which I'll work on this weekend.

Johnathan

 

[Richards]

Well, that didn't take nearly as much time as I thought. Here then, is my tribute to Jamison Crow. I normally don't use rap lyrics (ugh - I can't stand rap), but MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" seemed too appropriate not to use to create "Hey, Don't Touch That." So, without any further ado...

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HEY, DON'T TOUCH THAT

Hey, don't touch that!
Hey, don't touch that!
Hey, don't touch that!
Hey, don't touch that!
Hey, don't touch that!

My, my, my friends all hit me so hard
When I let down my guard
Whack me, hard on the arm
They say it's a lesser form of harm
They mean well, when I've got the urge
To mess with some super-bad power surge
I'm known to do such
And that's why they say, uh, "Hey, don't touch!"

"We told you, Jamie" (Hey, don't touch that!)
"We'd rather stay living - well, 'cept Vek" (Hey, don't touch that!)
"Listen to me, man" (Hey, don't touch that!)
"Yo, both hands in your pockets, wizard!" (Hey, don't touch that!)

Old habits, die hard
You gotta like those evil-warping crystal shards
So hey, I'm curious
No need to get mad and all furious
Curiosity killed the cat
But you gotta give me a little more credit than that
Look there, a gong!
You know I can't hold off all that long
You know my Wisdom ain't much
And that's why you say, uh, "Hey, don't touch!"

"Crow, I told you" (Hey, don't touch that!)
"Why you standing here, Crow?" (Hey, don't touch that!)
"Crow rang the gong, here comes the titan!" (Hey, don't touch that!)

Maybe I went just a bit
Overboard, but I just can't quit
Now, they know
You talking 'bout mass murder, you talking about Crow
That's fair, all right
Did me some killing, and killed me some Knights
They all learned, in the end
You can't let your guard down, even with your friend
They're dead? How nice
Think I'll bury them here under the ice
That's my work and now they say...
Hey, don't touch that!
Hey, don't touch that!
Hey, don't touch that!

Evil Crow!
Stop: Jamison

That's in the past, all behind
And I'm left to deal with the demons in my mind
Kizzlorn's been great, no joke
She forgave me, when she learned I'd killed her folks
So what's next, for the story?
Doc better post or it's gonna get gory
Doc, get off your rump!
Story Hour Addicts, let's all do the bump, bump, bump

"Crow..." (Hey, don't touch that!)
"Look, man" (Hey, don't touch that!)
"You better get prepped, man, because you know" (Hey, don't touch that!)
"Get the door, Dartan's back!" (Hey, don't touch that!)

Open up!
Stop: Dartan time!

I finally see the guy
Who hated me so much
He paid a guy to kill me just to stop my touch
Now why would he ever stop hating me?
Well he did, and the thought's elating me
My guilty heart was lightened
When Dartan shook my hand
And later I was killed - yeah now I'm dead, really dead
And you know what? I feel grand

Hey, don't touch that!
Hey, don't touch that!
Hey, don't touch that!
Hey, don't touch that!
Hey, don't touch that!
Hey, don't touch that!
Hey, don't touch that!
Hey, don't touch that!

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Johnathan
Self-Appointed, Unofficial Bard to the Knights of Spellforge Keep Campaign

 

[Dr Midnight]

T'was game night, and for the first time in a long time, I'm behind on the story hour. I plan to finish Session 51 tomorrow and try to begin work on Session 52. I'd like to tease you, though, with this:

NOW guess who's back?

 

[Lela]

Erasmas, Groganland (sp?), bigA, littleA, Dartan, (one of) the brothers Pelor (those PCs whose ashes reside together, can't remember their names), or Dartan's wife (turned evil of course).

Either that, or that blasted skeleton with a broom.

 

[DWARF]

Well, since Lela decided to take all the possible answers already, , I guess that leaves the off the wall stuff.

I'll say Bree or Kryn...

 

[Neverwinter Knight]

What if Jamison's player changed his mind this session ???