The Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep- UPDATED 6/6

[Lela]

I'll walk the lands with my trusty sidekick, Lela the skeleton. Weapon focus: broom.

I see a tragic romance as Lela comes out of her daze to find the chivalrous and wonderful Metus supporting her every step.

At first there's only bits and pieces of memory. A knight in black chasing a kobald away from her legs, that same knight preventing a half-orc from trying out the bread bones recipe.

His is the first face she sees. The first hand to stop her incessant sweeping in years. She begins to focus on him more and more. He's not annoyed by her sweeping. After all, sometimes she just can't stop herself. He just stands by patiently and waits for her to regain control. He always waits, no matter how long it takes. His confidence in her is astounding.

He teaches her of the glory of Wee Jas and she learns well. Coming to venerate the Lady of Death and Magic as he does. As the fallen Vek once did. They work together to do her will and bring about her goals.

But in the end, their love is nothing but that. Lela has no lips for the passionate kiss of true love. And, though they can marry, children will never come from their union. They must be content in their love alone and pray that, one day, Wee Jas will see fit to bless them in a way that only she can--in her own due time.


Oh, and Tsunami can come too.

 

[DWARF]

DWARF curses the fact that a horrendous flu is bringing tears to his eyes before Doc's writing had the chance.

The Maximus brothers came back as avenging angels. Boo-yeah doc, boo-yeah!

 

[Lela]

Vek, interesting choice, going from playing a lich to a lapdog (laphound?) of Pelor.

Aw, he never said he was going for Pelor (though that would work well at this point). There's other gods he could be going for. And he might be an independent.

 

[Grog]

6 hound archon HD + 6 Fighter HD.

Gotcha. Looking at the Monster Manual, ECL 11 seems kinda high for a hound archon... Maybe it's just me, though.

 

[Horacio]

Aw, he never said he was going for Pelor (though that would work well at this point). There's other gods he could be going for. And he might be an independent.

Look at his new signature

 

[Lela]

Look at his new signature

Well, then that's a nevermind on my part. In that case, "Up the sun!"

 

[Elemental]

That seems pretty low level compared to the rest of the group. What's the ECL for a Hound Archon? In the Monster Manual, they're not that powerful...

That's an 'average' Hound Archon, kind of like an average human with all 10's and 11's in their stats. Player characters recieve three benefits--above average stats, maximum first hit die and equipment appropriate for their level.

 

[Nail]

That seems pretty low level compared to the rest of the group.

That was my thought too, even with the supposedly correct ECL from Savage Species. (Hint: it's not correct; it's bogus.) At first glance, even with a wonderful magical longsword, this guy looks like a Wimp. (Note the capital "W".)

....but I must trust in Wee Jas. He knows strategy. He knows the system. His ultimate munchkinism will not fail us.....there must be some brutal combination or strategem that I have over-looked......

Perhaps he is anticipating 3.5e more than we poor mortals realize....for we all know that the outsiders in the MM will get significant power-ups......e.g. Pit Fiends.

Don't fail us, Wee-Jas!

 

[Wee Jas]

....but I must trust in Wee Jas. He knows strategy.

I have the Roll with It feat 3 times! That gives me damage reduction 6/- and a 44 AC. Thats not whimpy

 

[Wraithdrit]

I have the Roll with It feat 3 times! That gives me damage reduction 6/- and a 44 AC. Thats not whimpy

Blink. Blink. 44 AC? What book is this in?

*shudder*