The Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep- UPDATED 6/6

[Look_a_Unicorn]

W00T!!
Enworld is back up AND Dr. Midnight has updated.
Now if only I didn't have another 5 hours of work before the weekend begins inner harmony would be mine

Poor Broldek, what shape is his equipment in?
Apart from thin and squarish obviously...

 

[Breakstone]

I knew you wouldn't forget Erasmus, Doc!

Oh, what ironic fate, a vampire hunter turned vampire...

Genius, Doc!

 

[Neverwinter Knight]

OH...

MY...

GOD !!!

 

[Elemental]

You know, if they keep encountering departed friends.....might a certain Shifter show up again, still mind controlled?

Also, I must say, I like Broldrek....too bad he didn't have longer to develop. Out of curiosity, what's his Intelligence score? He seems smarter than the average troll.

 

[Lela]

Were I as evil as Crow, I might have brought back Hannah, in an evil undead way.

But that thought is creepy on it's own.

 

[Metus]

Well, I'm back and all caught up! Geez Doc, you've been slacking as of late, haven't you! I'm having fun with the postings, although I do miss all the players commenting on it. That was part of the charm.

Broldek's defintely my favorite character at the moment. I'm kinda confused as to which characters are PCs and which are NPCs. Can anyone clarify this for me?

 

[Neverwinter Knight]

Welcome back, Captain Metus. To the best of my knowledge, ALL of the characters are PCs now.

 

[Talix]

Heh - it's great that the only character to get squished is the troll.

Very impressive feat for Edge - she should give him a kiss for saving her, at least.

As for the trap - too easy, the good guys are always easy to lead on.

Hopefully the group will treat Bree with a little more distrust at this point, considering she advised (strenuously!) wrongly about the girl, but didn't say anything about the first trap.

Fun fun fun... even if you are prolonging the suspense!

 

[Richards]

Hey, it's been awhile since I did a parody song - what say we remedy that? Here's a parody of Tina Turner's "Proud Mary," based on events from the last write-up. (And who knows, maybe this will prompt another write-up from the good Doctor...hint hint hint!)

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STONE WHEEL

Found the downstairs to the Gauntlet
Searchin' for the calls of help up ahead
But wouldn't you know it? Just another damn trap
Kizzlorn set it off, now we'll soon be dead

Stone wheel keeps on turnin'
Green slime inside is churnin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin' down to crush us

Edge grabbed Kizzlorn up in his arms
Jumped over the wheel, landed with a roll
Broldek tried the same thing, but he didn't make it
Now our party has one flattened, pissed-off troll

Stone wheel keeps on turnin'
Green slime inside is churnin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin' down to crush us

It all came down to the angels
Bet you'll never guess how they made it through
Pelor's fancy greatsword chopped the wheel in pieces
And the weapon's sunlight burned the slime up, too!

Stone wheel's cut to pieces
Crow, you are monkey feces!
Damn you, damn you, damn you Jamison Crow!

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Seriously, I think this chunk of story would have a far different ending if it wasn't for that sword. If they hadn't stopped the stone wheel when they did, Dartan might have had to change his nickname to "the Bodless!"

Howzabout that next update, Doc?

Johnathan
Self-Appointed, Unofficial Bard to the Knights of Spellforge Keep Campaign

 

[Dr Midnight]

Howzabout that next update, Doc?

Howzabout you shut yer mouth lest I sock ya one right in the jaw, buddy? Huh? Yeah, you heard me, ya pigeon-legged napkin moistener. Howzabout I bust ya one right in the kisser? You want that? Do ya? Maybe you do. You keep askin' for it. Just keep askin' for it, doe eyes, and believe me... you'll get it.

*knuckle cracking noises*

You want some of THIS?

Didn't think so, sniffles. Turn around and start walkin'.