The Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep

[Lela]

Grumbar is Dartan. Shade is the late Lord Spellforge

Hmmm, it must just have been that he popped up shortly after Dartan left. Grumbar didn't come in until later. Threw me.

And thus I withdraw my statement and admit my wrongdoing (don't quote me on this, I won't admit it).

 

[Celtavian]

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I don't put much faith in Dartan beating Vek. Vek is too powerful, and Dartan is just some fallen Paladin warrior. He probably doesn' t even have the feats a normal fighter would have not to mention no Paladin abilities.

Dartan is dead meat if he takes on Vek. Now, if he were still a Paladin, he might have a better chance.

 

[Wee Jas]

I wonder if the dynamic duo will ever have a reunion tour?

 

[Dr Midnight]

Wow, do a little whining, get a little attention. Nice. Lemme jump into the fray, here, responding to whatever needs Doc Midnight's kung fu chop action...

LELA
The player interaction is such a cool aspect of this Story Hour. I care about the characters all the more because of it. It also seems to add a sense of comraderie (sp?). This thread feels like a big community I'm barging into. But, like the new kid at school, I'll either find my place or be teased to the point of tears...

Hey, nice, thanks. I'm just pleased you still use my furry, fanged Tasselhoff line in your quote. With you and Rel, that's TWO different peoples' sigs that I dominates over. I'm the man. I'm the man like Gimli's the dwarf.

What with having just come out of my second TTT viewing, you'll notice a lot of Gimli worship, I'm betting.

Uh, anyway, you're not the new kid by any means- I consider you a regular. In fact, when I was whining about few posters, you were one of the names that came up in my head. Neverwinter Knight, Tsunami, Lela, Wee Jas...

Big props by the way to Wee Jas for coming out and supporting the Story Hour. He gives me tons of crap, but like Gollum, he's got his nice side. Speaking of Gollum, he's in that new movie. The movie's about this dwarf named Gimli and how much ass he positively owns.

GimliGimliGimliGimliGimliGimliGimli

IMMORT
Well I am here . . . but I am waiting to see some more Vek.

Vek will be back. It's only a matter of time until I figure out how to kill Gryph, and then...

TSUNAMI
I don't know if anyone's noticed, but I'm still a fan.

Hi! Who are you? New to the story? You know Vek has a horse named Tsunami. Did you pick your screen name based on Vek's mount?

JON POTTER
I guess I haven't been following along closely enough. I missed all the suckiness.

I tend to beat the crap out of myself publicly if I think something's slipping. In this case. I've been REALLY conscious of how I don't feel I picked the right module, and I've been too vocal with the hari-kari I guess.

Even if you don't think the story's been slipping lately- Things are about to pick up.

RED BARON
...but can I just say it again: vorpal weapons are the stupidest, suckiest thing ever invented in the history of gaming.

Barring an unrevised HARM, I agree. What can I do, though? I nerfed the sword a little, and Xaltar used all his starting money on getting that damned sword. It wouldn't be fair to try to block it, especially when FREAKIN' FLESH-TO-STONE has done more damage recently. Grrrrr.

METUS
Hey Doc, are we going to get pictures of the gang during Christmas party? I enjoyed that one time you posted the pics from Halloween.

Well, it won't be the Christmas session, it'll just be the party for the group. I'll gladly post pictures, though, if anyone brings a camera.

DURSK STARFIRE
all this Vek vs. Dartan, Vek'd kill him in two rounds talk is just jibberish. We all know Dartan is smarter than to confront Vek head-on! What'd Dartan do? (I feel like I'm moderating a Batman is better than Superman contest, yeah Superman (Vek) is stronger, but Batman is uber-cool and much smarter

Hey, I'm a big fan of Batman vs. Superman arguments, but in this case... in my opinion... it'd just be a matter of does it take one or two rounds for Vek to kill Dartan? Vek has the Superman powers, but surprise surprise, he's also the group's best tactician... or, rather, Doug (Wee Jas) is. He rolls the characters that make the NPCs cry, he casts the spells that makes the whole world die. Dartan is very very cool, but is much more about I-kill-this-guy-then-run-to-the-next-and-start-hacking.

No disrespect to Dartan.

You know, we're going to definitely have to run a Vek vs. Dartan showdown just to put an end to the debate.

DAWN
Looks like you have lots of folks coming out to give you support, Doc. Keep it up! Your fans are here, even if they don't say much.

Looks like you're right. Kinda a George Bailey moment for me... sniffle

Thanks to everyone for coming out and propping up a schmuck who was down on his story hour rockin-ness. Hi to Jdragon, Cheiromancer, LGodamus, Victim, Dwarf, Celtavian, Seasong, Neverwinter Knight, ShawnLStroud, Sparhawk, Rigur, Rugger, National Acrobat (Sabbath!!), Shaele, and anyone else who came out to say hi. Stop lurking! Post, damn you! I'd buy you all a drink if I could. It's nice to have people who read your stuff.

Gimli.

 

[Caliber]

What's wrong with the module Doc?

I've noticed a strange tone to some of the happenings, but I hadn't thought that it might be from the module. Want to enlighten me here?

 

[Lela]

Hey, nice, thanks. I'm just pleased you still use my furry, fanged Tasselhoff line in your quote. With you and Rel, that's TWO different peoples' sigs that I dominates over. I'm the man. I'm the man like Gimli's the dwarf.

What with having just come out of my second TTT viewing, you'll notice a lot of Gimli worship, I'm betting.

Well worth the worship. Having neglected the Dwarf myself in the first movie, I decided to focus my attention on him. He's great. I love it. The part about dwarven women was the best account I'd ever heard.

And just in case you were wondering, I timed the Battle scean. I had heard 45 min and thought it was a little far fetched. So, upon setting my watch and hitting the button at that all important, "It begins" line by our good kingly friend, I ended up with 27 min, 28 sec, and 23 hundredths of a second. 27.28; 23.

Uh, anyway, you're not the new kid by any means- I consider you a regular. In fact, when I was whining about few posters, you were one of the names that came up in my head. Neverwinter Knight, Tsunami, Lela, Wee Jas...

Wow, I hadn't realized. Big ego boost Doc. Something I really needed today. Thanks.

Big props by the way to Wee Jas for coming out and supporting the Story Hour. He gives me tons of crap, but like Gollum, he's got his nice side.

I thought he was funny at first. After a moment though, it was just tragic (sp?). Very sad.

GimliGimliGimliGimliGimliGimliGimli

. . .

Gimli.

Hay, did you hear about that new movie about the Dwarf and a few of his short friends? I saw it today at 9 AM. A great film. There was something about a ring too, I think. And a wizard or two. I highly recomend it.

Did I mention that Gimli rocks?

 

[Wee Jas]

but like Gollum, he's got his nice side.

thanks man! /twitch
Strangle him! The DM has betrayed you he has! /twitch
I appreciate it

Speaking of Gollum, he's in that new movie. The movie's about this dwarf named Gimli and how much ass he positively owns.

Doc needs to turn every thread into a LoTR thread.. gah

It's only a matter of time until I figure out how to kill Gryph

Maybe you will kill him with the gnolls you keep sending at us! Poor Gryph. whahhaaa. Can't he just fly off into the sunset? Hes a nice enough guy.

Even if you don't think the story's been slipping lately- Things are about to pick up.

More gnolls?

it'd just be a matter of does it take one or two rounds for Vek to kill Dartan?

We played this out as a mock battle. Rnd 1: Dartan ran up and cut me. I cast Harm. Hit him with the touch attack. He failed the lich paralyzing touch save (which pretty much makes him helpless) then he failed the Harm house rule save.

 

[Ziona]

Let's not talk about who would kill who...

especially when we know that Vek would romp Dartan. Clerics are, in my opinion, the best class and Vek is just too powerful for Dartan to take. 'Nuff said!



By the way, did I mention that Legolas @$#^ing Rocks?!?!?! /swoon

 

[Lela]

By the way, did I mention that Legolas @$#^ing Rocks?!?!?! /swoon

*Picture, SNIP*

And, PostCount=PostCount+1

 

[Malachai_rose]

Legolas vs. Vek

Did I metion that Legolas would kick Veks @#$ LOL !!!

First he would slide down the stairs on a vorpal shield while impaling Vek With 7 arrows (he's ELH all the way ya know)

Then with his extra action given by his +5 Chain shirt of Speed he would jump of the shield at the last minute sending it hurtling towards my favorite Lich While planting another arrow into his head (did I mention hes gotta be like a 10th level weaponsmaster + 10 fighter + 4 ranger )

Of course he is using House ruled vorpal arrows which crit on a 16-20 (keen, improved crit, weapon master 8th level), lol, and if that doesnt do it the shileld he has just jumped off of would surely finish the task

Can you tell I liked the movie, heh, well Doc you see what you get when theres no post love for a while... bored and thereby dangerous fanbois like myself whom have nothing better to do than drop in say hi and attempt to start a Vek vs. Legolas discussion

So to salvage what little sanity I have left... please please post soon