The Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep

[Malachai_rose]

heheh

Less yappin over Dartan vs. Vek , and more postin by Doc !!! Lol, anyways just startin to fiend a little bit for the next post

 

[Richards]

Originally posted by SJGiant:

I have a question about a riddle the group came upon quite awhile ago. There was even an image attached. I had it saved on my HD before it died, and was planning on using it on my group. It doesn't appear to be in any of the 4- current threads, so i'm guessing it was in thread 2 or 3.

Here's your problem: that "riddle" didn't appear in the Knights of the Silver Quill/Knights of Spellforge Keep campaign that Dr. Midnight runs as a DM, it's from the Unusual Heroes campaign that he plays in. You can find what you're looking for here, in the thread entitled "The Unusual Heroes Reborn."

Incidentally, the riddle was originally from an adventure printed in Dungeon #91. I won't say which one to prevent any spoilage for anybody who's going to go through the adventure as a player, but if you have that issue, the part you're looking for is on pages 26-27.)

Johnathan

 

[Wee Jas]

Aww.. I thought it was going to be a classic Richards song post

 

[MasterOfHeaven]

Immort: Believe me, I never take anything on any board seriously.

As for the joke... until it's six feet deep, I'll keep using it. Hey, Richards, how about doing an "Oooooh, That Smell" parody?

 

[Xaltar]

Incidentally, the riddle was originally from an adventure printed in Dungeon #91. I won't say which one to prevent any spoilage for anybody who's going to go through the adventure as a player, but if you have that issue, the part you're looking for is on pages 26-27.)

Johnathan

I combined a couple of rooms from that issue of Dungeon into the maze that the party went through. Hey Richards, didn't you write that adventure/competition?



Check it out that issue! Heck, check out almost any Dungeon issue, I see his name all the time. He has great ideas!

- Xaltar

 

[Richards]

Hey Richards, didn't you write that adventure/competition?

Guilty as charged. Glad you liked it!

Johnathan

 

[Richards]

And now, at the request of MasterOfHeaven, here's a song parody of Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell," in honor of Vek Mormont:

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"That Smell"

Shiny armor, a brand new helm,
Eye-holes, they're kind of small.
It's like you hide what's there inside,
Just what's going on inside there?

Ooh ooh, that smell.
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh ooh, that smell.
The smell of Vek surrounds you.

Cleric of Wee Jas is your calling,
Think you went a little far. (You lich, you!)
Oh, please don't deny it, you just had to try it,
Did you think that you could fool us? (Pshyeah, right!)

Ooh ooh, that smell.
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh ooh, that smell.
The smell of Vek surrounds you.

We'll still call you Vek Mormont,
Won't speak a word 'bout your "condition."
Guess you'll be all right with your helm on,
As long as no one stands too close to you! (Yeah, you!)

Ooh ooh, that smell.
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh ooh, that smell.
The smell of Vek surrounds you.

Oh, you lich, you.
Phylactery's been hidden well.
I know I've never seen it.

One little problem that confronts you,
Got a musty odor smell.
An incense stick, Lord, might do the trick.
One hell of a stench, and it's not one I'd pick! (Hell, no!)

Ooh ooh, that smell.
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh ooh, that smell.
The smell of Vek surrounds you.

Ooh ooh, that smell.
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh ooh, that smell.
The smell of Vek surrounds you.

Oh, you smell it?
Go on, stick your fingers in your nose.
Yeah, it's just Vek.
It's just Vek,
It's just Vek.
I know.

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Johnathan
Self-Appointed, Unofficial Bard to the Knights of Spellforge Keep Campaign

 

[Breakstone]

Hyuk hyuk hyuk

 

[Wee Jas]

Cleric of Wee Jas is your calling,
Think you went a little far. (You lich, you!)

lol. Richards.. I like you.. I'll kill you last

 

[MasterOfHeaven]

LOL! Thanks, Richards.