I think you'll be able to figure out what song this one's based on:
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FOLLOW THE ROAD TO THE NORTH/WE'RE OFF TO KILL THE DRAGON
Follow the road to the north. Follow the road to the north.
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the road to the north.
Follow the road to the, follow the road to the,
Follow the road to the north.
We're off to kill the dragon, the terrible dragon of ice.
He may not have killed Kizzlorn's parents but,
He's never been really nice.
If ever an evil white wyrm there was, the dragon of ice is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because,
Because of the terrible things he does.
We're off to kill the dragon, the terrible dragon of ice!
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Believe it or not, the idea for
this stupid little song popped into my head while driving to go pick up pizza this evening. Not all that much of a "Wizard of Oz" fan, I had to look up the words to "We're Off to See the Wizard" on the Internet, and was a little disappointed to see just how short it was - not a whole lot to work with. But hey, they can't all be winners.
And while I'm making Wizard of Oz references, I might as well throw in another:
Kizzlorn, inside the belly of a remorhaz: "I'm melting!"

Sorry, Kizz.
Johnathan
Self-Appointed, Unofficial Bard to the
Knights of Spellforge Keep Campaign