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<blockquote data-quote="WizO_Pounamu" data-source="post: 2562405"><p><strong>Part 2 or 2: A few notes on camels</strong></p><p></p><p>wizo_pounamu : What is kah-mel?</p><p>dontella muses..</p><p>rajak looks to Poun with a grin slightly</p><p>guardian_darrius : Where does she think the humps come from?</p><p>guardian_darrius tsks Donny</p><p>dontella : Yes.. Darrius, tell Pounamu about.. camels.</p><p>rajak : a creature that has two humps and a spit</p><p>rajak : or spits most of the time</p><p>wizo_pounamu : Spit? Cooking stick?</p><p>guardian_darrius : Pou> Second most used mount, though why no one knows, primarly in the deseret</p><p>guardian_darrius : No SP-It, as in saliva pushed out of the mouth</p><p>dontella : No no.. spit.. like..</p><p>dontella : Yes.. just so.</p><p>rajak : Dontella will demonstrate</p><p>rajak : on Darrius</p><p>dontella : She will?</p><p>guardian_darrius : Yes Dontella Demostrate on Rajak</p><p>dontella : Spitting's not nice..</p><p>wizo_pounamu looks confused, then raises a brow</p><p>rajak : not into that kind of kink</p><p>guardian_darrius : But he says its ok</p><p>rajak : i rather be stepped on</p><p>dontella : I can do that.</p><p>rajak looks to Dontella "your place, when the moon is full"</p><p>guardian_darrius : Oooo Demostrate that!</p><p>rajak : be there or be square</p><p>dontella : Ye don't know where I live..</p><p>wizo_pounamu scratches her head as the conversation shifts</p><p>dontella : Okies.. so..</p><p>dontella finishes her wine, and nods.</p><p>dontella : Spitting..</p><p>dontella spits in the now empty wineglass.</p><p>guardian_darrius : Yes that is Spitting</p><p>rajak looks to Darrius "i bet she going to drink it now"</p><p>dontella : Ew</p><p>rajak : how so lady like..</p><p>guardian_darrius : Camels are also carnivores as they live in the deseret and having nothing else to eat</p><p>guardian_darrius nods sagely</p><p>guardian_darrius : Why do you think more travelers die in the deseret than on the plains</p><p>rajak : yes...they eat the flesh off any victims they come across</p><p>dontella : Do ye have a picture of one Darrius?</p><p>guardian_darrius : A camel? No</p><p>rajak looks to Poun</p><p>rajak : think of a large horse with an ugly snout</p><p>guardian_darrius : And two humps</p><p>rajak : and a scorpion tail</p><p>wizo_pounamu : Ummm... real sick cow?</p><p>wizo_pounamu . o O ( No. Cows no eat folk... )</p><p>rajak : nah, they eat cows</p><p>guardian_darrius : Rajak> And don't forget the pincers they hide in their humps</p><p>rajak : oh, quite right..</p><p>rajak : all the better to surprise folk...</p><p>guardian_darrius : Oh oh, and the new ones fly by powers of the mind</p><p>wizo_pounamu : So.. is thing like horse what... spit... with scored pen tail and lumps?</p><p>guardian_darrius : Humps</p><p>wizo_pounamu gives Darrius a funny look</p><p>guardian_darrius draws two humps on the table</p><p>guardian_darrius : Humps</p><p>wizo_pounamu : No sulk, I no have seen thing!</p><p>guardian_darrius : Few have and lived to tell the tale</p><p>guardian_darrius grins at Rajak</p><p>rajak mirrors Darrius's grin</p><p>dontella : They lie.</p><p>rajak : aye...nasty beast...worse then fiends</p><p>dontella : It's rather like a big hairy horse.. with humps.</p><p>rajak : and a scorpion tail</p><p>dontella : That likes to spit.</p><p>dontella : .. There is nay such thing!</p><p>rajak : poison, the spit is also poisonous</p><p>guardian_darrius : Its spit starts to disolve its prey</p><p>wizo_pounamu : Lumpy horse with scored pen tail. WHat spit.</p><p>dontella : Oh that's ye..</p><p>dontella pulls a book out.. of somewhere.</p><p>guardian_darrius snatches for the book</p><p>dontella eeks and holds it away from him.</p><p>rajak sees Dontella pull the book from her corset?</p><p>dontella probably..</p><p>guardian_darrius Kinky</p><p>guardian_darrius but still moves for the book</p><p>dontella tosses the book to Pou, since Dar's moving in.</p><p>dontella : Camel.. C.. A.. M.. E.. L..</p><p>wizo_pounamu catches the book in surprise</p><p>dontella : Ye can read it..</p><p>wizo_pounamu nods and starts looking... knows how to use an index ^ ^</p><p>guardian_darrius turns and goes for the book "Most people don't realize how deadly camels are"</p><p>dontella intercepts Darrius..</p><p>wizo_pounamu : See-Ay-Em... hey!</p><p>wizo_pounamu dodges away from Darrius</p><p>rajak excuses himself and goes to the privy...</p><p>wizo_pounamu : Well, no will know if you stop for find!</p><p>guardian_darrius : Fine fine</p><p>wizo_pounamu : ...Em... Eeee... El. Camel.</p><p>dontella poks Darrius</p><p>wizo_pounamu flicks to the page... and holds the book open on a picture of the "lumpy horse"</p><p>wizo_pounamu : Huh? That no much look like to horse...</p><p>guardian_darrius : Ulfs at donny's poking</p><p>dontella and then pokes him.</p><p>guardian_darrius Then ulfs at her poking</p><p>dontella : No scorpion tail either.</p><p>guardian_darrius {action: dontella} pokes dontella in the chest.</p><p>dontella eeps..</p><p>guardian_darrius : They are masters of illusion and deciet Camels are</p><p>wizo_pounamu : I no knowed what a scored pen tail is.</p><p>dontella : .. Camels!</p><p>wizo_pounamu : They live at... beach?</p><p>dontella : .. deserts?</p><p>guardian_darrius : They live in the Desert, where there is lots of sand from the bones of their previous victims</p><p>guardian_darrius nods sagely</p><p>wizo_pounamu brushes her fingertips over the sand dunes behind the camel in the picture</p><p>dontella : Previous victims indeed..</p><p>wizo_pounamu : No see bones, sir.</p><p>guardian_darrius : Dontella> Lets see you put your head in a camels mouth then</p><p>dontella plants her hands on her hips and gives Darrius a.. ohhh now your in trouble young man.. look</p><p>dontella : There aren't any camels about here..</p><p>guardian_darrius : Pou> Thats because they walk all over the bones so much the bones have become dust</p><p>guardian_darrius : My point exactly</p><p>guardian_darrius : All these people are nice and lively, and not a camel to be seen</p><p>wizo_pounamu : Darrius> Take much time for bone be dust...</p><p>guardian_darrius : Or lots of hidden camels</p><p>wizo_pounamu : If have many camel, why picture no show?</p><p>dontella : Aha.. good point!</p><p>guardian_darrius : Because the authors have been seduced by the She Camels</p><p>dontella : What?!</p><p>dontella : SHe Camels?</p><p>dontella : Are ye mad?</p><p>guardian_darrius : Dontella> What never heard of the vast She Camel Empire of Yester Year</p><p>dontella hmphs.</p><p>guardian_darrius : Its all over in the Guardian Lore....what do you think we are guarding against?</p><p>guardian_darrius grins</p><p>dontella : Ye are not guarding against She Camels of Yester Year..</p><p>guardian_darrius : Shows what you know</p><p>dontella : What happened to Free Will..</p><p>wizo_pounamu finds somewhere to lean, holding the book</p><p>guardian_darrius : How can you have free will if she camels have seduced you?</p><p>dontella : Free Will is tossed aside.. when She Camels looom?</p><p>rajak {leaves}</p><p>guardian_darrius : No...She Camels deny free will they seduce everyone</p><p>wizo_pounamu : *carefully* <em>Camels. Ships of the desert. Camels are warm blood-ed mammals that are used for riding and carrying loads...</em></p><p>dontella : Aha.. see that.</p><p>guardian_darrius winks at dontella</p><p>guardian_darrius : Seriously, they don't though</p><p>guardian_darrius : Mebbe....</p><p>dontella : Meh.</p><p>wizo_pounamu :<em> Camels are popular in south eastern desert lands where they survive longer than other animals due to the... the... res-a-vee-or... in their hump.</em> Oh! Hump!</p><p>dontella : But no scorpion tail.</p><p>wizo_pounamu : No, tail look to me like cow.</p><p>guardian_darrius : The hump is their latest victims I tells you</p><p>dontella : Feh..</p><p>guardian_darrius : And you can't trust books written by people seduced by the last of the She Camels</p><p>wizo_pounamu : Sir, book say camel eat plants.</p><p>wizo_pounamu very clearly believes the book over darrius</p><p>guardian_darrius shrugs "Believe as you will, just don't come running to me when a camel eats your leg"</p><p></p><p></p><p>:rofl:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WizO_Pounamu, post: 2562405"] [b]Part 2 or 2: A few notes on camels[/b] wizo_pounamu : What is kah-mel? dontella muses.. rajak looks to Poun with a grin slightly guardian_darrius : Where does she think the humps come from? guardian_darrius tsks Donny dontella : Yes.. Darrius, tell Pounamu about.. camels. rajak : a creature that has two humps and a spit rajak : or spits most of the time wizo_pounamu : Spit? Cooking stick? guardian_darrius : Pou> Second most used mount, though why no one knows, primarly in the deseret guardian_darrius : No SP-It, as in saliva pushed out of the mouth dontella : No no.. spit.. like.. dontella : Yes.. just so. rajak : Dontella will demonstrate rajak : on Darrius dontella : She will? guardian_darrius : Yes Dontella Demostrate on Rajak dontella : Spitting's not nice.. wizo_pounamu looks confused, then raises a brow rajak : not into that kind of kink guardian_darrius : But he says its ok rajak : i rather be stepped on dontella : I can do that. rajak looks to Dontella "your place, when the moon is full" guardian_darrius : Oooo Demostrate that! rajak : be there or be square dontella : Ye don't know where I live.. wizo_pounamu scratches her head as the conversation shifts dontella : Okies.. so.. dontella finishes her wine, and nods. dontella : Spitting.. dontella spits in the now empty wineglass. guardian_darrius : Yes that is Spitting rajak looks to Darrius "i bet she going to drink it now" dontella : Ew rajak : how so lady like.. guardian_darrius : Camels are also carnivores as they live in the deseret and having nothing else to eat guardian_darrius nods sagely guardian_darrius : Why do you think more travelers die in the deseret than on the plains rajak : yes...they eat the flesh off any victims they come across dontella : Do ye have a picture of one Darrius? guardian_darrius : A camel? No rajak looks to Poun rajak : think of a large horse with an ugly snout guardian_darrius : And two humps rajak : and a scorpion tail wizo_pounamu : Ummm... real sick cow? wizo_pounamu . o O ( No. Cows no eat folk... ) rajak : nah, they eat cows guardian_darrius : Rajak> And don't forget the pincers they hide in their humps rajak : oh, quite right.. rajak : all the better to surprise folk... guardian_darrius : Oh oh, and the new ones fly by powers of the mind wizo_pounamu : So.. is thing like horse what... spit... with scored pen tail and lumps? guardian_darrius : Humps wizo_pounamu gives Darrius a funny look guardian_darrius draws two humps on the table guardian_darrius : Humps wizo_pounamu : No sulk, I no have seen thing! guardian_darrius : Few have and lived to tell the tale guardian_darrius grins at Rajak rajak mirrors Darrius's grin dontella : They lie. rajak : aye...nasty beast...worse then fiends dontella : It's rather like a big hairy horse.. with humps. rajak : and a scorpion tail dontella : That likes to spit. dontella : .. There is nay such thing! rajak : poison, the spit is also poisonous guardian_darrius : Its spit starts to disolve its prey wizo_pounamu : Lumpy horse with scored pen tail. WHat spit. dontella : Oh that's ye.. dontella pulls a book out.. of somewhere. guardian_darrius snatches for the book dontella eeks and holds it away from him. rajak sees Dontella pull the book from her corset? dontella probably.. guardian_darrius Kinky guardian_darrius but still moves for the book dontella tosses the book to Pou, since Dar's moving in. dontella : Camel.. C.. A.. M.. E.. L.. wizo_pounamu catches the book in surprise dontella : Ye can read it.. wizo_pounamu nods and starts looking... knows how to use an index ^ ^ guardian_darrius turns and goes for the book "Most people don't realize how deadly camels are" dontella intercepts Darrius.. wizo_pounamu : See-Ay-Em... hey! wizo_pounamu dodges away from Darrius rajak excuses himself and goes to the privy... wizo_pounamu : Well, no will know if you stop for find! guardian_darrius : Fine fine wizo_pounamu : ...Em... Eeee... El. Camel. dontella poks Darrius wizo_pounamu flicks to the page... and holds the book open on a picture of the "lumpy horse" wizo_pounamu : Huh? That no much look like to horse... guardian_darrius : Ulfs at donny's poking dontella and then pokes him. guardian_darrius Then ulfs at her poking dontella : No scorpion tail either. guardian_darrius {action: dontella} pokes dontella in the chest. dontella eeps.. guardian_darrius : They are masters of illusion and deciet Camels are wizo_pounamu : I no knowed what a scored pen tail is. dontella : .. Camels! wizo_pounamu : They live at... beach? dontella : .. deserts? guardian_darrius : They live in the Desert, where there is lots of sand from the bones of their previous victims guardian_darrius nods sagely wizo_pounamu brushes her fingertips over the sand dunes behind the camel in the picture dontella : Previous victims indeed.. wizo_pounamu : No see bones, sir. guardian_darrius : Dontella> Lets see you put your head in a camels mouth then dontella plants her hands on her hips and gives Darrius a.. ohhh now your in trouble young man.. look dontella : There aren't any camels about here.. guardian_darrius : Pou> Thats because they walk all over the bones so much the bones have become dust guardian_darrius : My point exactly guardian_darrius : All these people are nice and lively, and not a camel to be seen wizo_pounamu : Darrius> Take much time for bone be dust... guardian_darrius : Or lots of hidden camels wizo_pounamu : If have many camel, why picture no show? dontella : Aha.. good point! guardian_darrius : Because the authors have been seduced by the She Camels dontella : What?! dontella : SHe Camels? dontella : Are ye mad? guardian_darrius : Dontella> What never heard of the vast She Camel Empire of Yester Year dontella hmphs. guardian_darrius : Its all over in the Guardian Lore....what do you think we are guarding against? guardian_darrius grins dontella : Ye are not guarding against She Camels of Yester Year.. guardian_darrius : Shows what you know dontella : What happened to Free Will.. wizo_pounamu finds somewhere to lean, holding the book guardian_darrius : How can you have free will if she camels have seduced you? dontella : Free Will is tossed aside.. when She Camels looom? rajak {leaves} guardian_darrius : No...She Camels deny free will they seduce everyone wizo_pounamu : *carefully* [i]Camels. Ships of the desert. Camels are warm blood-ed mammals that are used for riding and carrying loads...[/i] dontella : Aha.. see that. guardian_darrius winks at dontella guardian_darrius : Seriously, they don't though guardian_darrius : Mebbe.... dontella : Meh. wizo_pounamu :[i] Camels are popular in south eastern desert lands where they survive longer than other animals due to the... the... res-a-vee-or... in their hump.[/i] Oh! Hump! dontella : But no scorpion tail. wizo_pounamu : No, tail look to me like cow. guardian_darrius : The hump is their latest victims I tells you dontella : Feh.. guardian_darrius : And you can't trust books written by people seduced by the last of the She Camels wizo_pounamu : Sir, book say camel eat plants. wizo_pounamu very clearly believes the book over darrius guardian_darrius shrugs "Believe as you will, just don't come running to me when a camel eats your leg" :rofl: [/QUOTE]
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