D&D 5E (2014) The Best Sound In The World

[Azurewraith]

As wonderful as your story is(can't wait until my own kids are old enough to try) the greatest sound in the world is the death cry of Kobolds in warcraft 3.

 

[Eltab]

My son is 16. ... Get off my lawn!

He should be able to MOW the lawn by now - thereby earning the money to buy D&D stuff.