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The Blade of Phoee (Updated 12/08/08)

Tired of playtesting? Please. I'm tired just building these damnable characters. <sigh>

I only slept an hour last night...working on these characters....and finished half of them (10). So...I've got ten left now...A ton of stuff has collected on my desk (in a matter of minutes)...so basically, I'm screwed. Hehe.

Now those 10 characters are only for the first 2 encounters. The remaining five encounters will need characters created for them (or advanced rather...from the original). So....you'll end up creating....20 more characters tonight. And since I'm the running the test groups...(and there are 2)....I'll have 40 more characters to create tonight.

Although its not so hard to advance the individual groups...just slightly time consuming.

Eh.

Better bring a bottle of Jack, Yeti. I'm gonna need it.

~ Funeris "No rest for the wicked" DnD-addict
 

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Good luck with all that work, Funeris! We can be patient and wait for the next update until next Thursday (I'll be on a business trip to San Diego with little spare time until then.) :)
 

Status report...

Funeris said:
THAT BEING SAID...

I will try to get an update posted this week (preferably of the 1200-1700 word variety). That being said though, I have a novel to work on...a Playtesting session tonight (and I still have about ten characters to draw up for that)...my son's 8 month b-day....the DnD:2 movie (yeah...I'm gonna watch it...I just have to see it...and I'm praying its not as campy as the first)...a meeting with my publisher....finishing up some work for the publisher....and then possibly some more work for the publisher, too.

Okay lets see where I am with my list of things to do...

[1] - Novel to work on -- no writing accomplished...more planning thought of...and some work on my maps..still need to get to writing the next chapter though

[2] - Playtesting session Friday night (and 10 characters) -- Done and Done. And then I had to go thru and cut that race down. WAY TOO POWERFUL. Of course, you would assume that anything able to throw down 4d8+15 points of damage as a free action at fourth level would be overpowered ;) Eh. You can't catch everything in design and that's what playtesting is for...

[3] - My son's 8 month birthday -- Yup. That's come and gone (not that we did anything really special...just played). He is a little young yet to drag around everywhere. Although we did pop the first Harry Potter movie in tonight...and he sat there and watched it. I was amazed. He's a bright little fellow. *I'm so proud!*

[4] - DnD: The movie 2 -- Well, I don't want to give a lengthy review. I enjoyed it (more than the first). I thought all the little game bits they shoved in were magnificent (like the image of the devourer off to the right side during the intro -- which I liked the animation of)...and I also enjoyed the DnD specific commercials...but I'm an addict as I said. Decent movie.

[5] - Meeting with the publisher -- Yup. Went well. Always does. He and I are similar-minded. Although, he was a little surprised to learn the race was overpowered. But..heh...he couldn't deny the 4d8+15 at fourth level as being overpowered. His exact words: Cut it.

[6] - Finishing up some work for the publisher (along with new work) -- New work received..along with deadline. Some old work done...some yet to do...but am waiting for feedback for that.

So...what does all of this mean?? It means I hope to get to that update tomorrow (if not tonight...depends on what I feel like writing in a few minutes). :D

Note to self...start using that damned free blog you signed yourself up for....

~Fune
 
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Interludes: Wyrm Part II and Lost Part I

So...here's that 1500 word or so update...Enjoy!

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WYRM II

She climbed upward with another fierce beat of her wings and then barreled right, wing-over-wing-over-wing in endless repetition. The thin membrane of her wings was rigid and as solid as diamond for the maneuver—at least at the edges nearest her talons.

She could feel the slight jerks against the membrane as enemy after enemy was decimated. Her body slammed the monstrosities with enough force to leave the stumbling skeletons as nothing but piles of dust. The wind dragged across the ground, pulling snow and the dust of her foes into piles of inseparable white.

A spasm brought the barrel roll to an end and she jerked upright all over again. She clawed up into the skies above the storm, seeking a vantage point for the battlefield.

Once above the storm, she counted the sheer numbers of the undead. Hundreds crossed the fields slowly from all directions, heading toward a single indiscernible town. Unseen from this height, but the great wyrm knew its location well. And around it were hundreds of the creatures. Hundreds closed in on a slight village.

It must have fallen to the clergy, she decided. And if so, the town was truly lost; at least for the time being. For the dragon, while not tolerant to undead—especially those that had attacked those under her protection—had more important responsibilities. If ever she had a free moment, she would return to cleanse the taint.

For now, she had to clear a path toward the manor for the heroes that would be driving away from the village. Her orders were clear. Diving back to the earth, she veered north, cutting a solid line through the scattered undead; a safe path.

Her roars echoed across the vast plains. Below, unliving corpses fell, a permanent peace finally settling upon the rotting bodies.


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LOST I

Centuries ago. . .

Stul the Redbeard—originally of the Kronilk clan, true descendant of Bartor the Redbeard, and most recent to sit upon the throne of dwarven kings—cursed. He stomped his dense legs upon the stone tunnel and cursed loudly. When that would not alleviate his rage, the young dwarf jumped up and down, actually shattering some of the fine stonework beneath the layer of dust. Frantically, he pulled on his curling brown beard, highlighted with shades of red, actually managing to extract many hairs painfully.

Damn it all!” he shouted, his voice retorting sharply along the once-smooth passage. “How dae this happen?!?! HOW!!” He snapped his arm out, grabbing the nearest passing dwarf by the beard. The King jerked the stonemason toward him, glaring at the shrinking dwarf.

“My liege, I dannae know. It will take time…” The mason grunted as the king shoved him away and into the wall.

Stul pivoted, grasping futilely at his beard hair, and tried to plow through the recent, tumultuous events of his life. Dwarves, at least since their arrival on Norum da Salaex, had been the most stable of the races. Rigid laws enforced every aspect of their lives, every aspect of decorum, every aspect of everything. Even with the reign of the Black Magus, the dwarves had prospered, safe within their mountain home that lied so near the black cathedral.

Two years. Two years Stul had ruled over his kin. Two years of pure, chaotic hell.

The raids from the surface had intensified, pushing Stul to enlist every dwarf in the defense of their home. Dozens of an originally small population of dwarves had perished in the raids. Two years of death, suffering, and being pushed ever deeper into their tunnels, ever deeper toward the heart of the world.

And when the human warrior Toq Arma Dunn had sent an emissary requesting aide against the Black Magus[1], Stul had acquiesced. The young—for a dwarf at least—king had instantly accepted the offer. Anything, he would do anything to be rid of the Black Magus and to once more have freedom.

Stul had organized the largest army in dwarven history consisting of every able man, woman and child. Then, the king had marched his soldiers to the exits; tunnels that were only recently occupied by orcs and other foul breeds of beast. Tunnels now abandoned, the orcs amassing for the war with the humans. There had been one or two beasts that had fallen behind their comrades; stragglers quickly dispatched in the march toward freedom.
And then the earth, the Spire had betrayed them. The earth fell upon their heads, the entire army crushed in those few black seconds. Not the entire army, the king reminisced. He had survived. Possibly a score more had lived with minor scrapes only. But the mass of the dwarven race was crushed. Not by orc, not by human, not even by the sly elves or the wicked deep dwarves; no the earth itself had decimated the populace.

Stul screamed in rage.

“King Redbeard?” The withered advisor, an older cousin, warily grasped the King’s shoulder. Stul nodded sadly, silencing his bellow. “There be naught ye can do, my King. Return to the throne room. We will find more of our king alive, I believe. And once we know wha happened, we’ll tell ye.”

Stul nodded again, agreeing to be lead in his moment of weakness toward his gilded throne.

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King Redbeard snapped awake, a stout dwarven hand grasping his shoulder. Stul raised his red-rimmed eyes and stared incredulously at the figure before him. A dwarf carved completely of rock stood ahead of him, its outstretched hand fiery hot against the King’s full-plate armor. Eyes of molten rock peered from within the gray, stone face. A beard of the same molten, red rock stretched down to the floor. Its curled tip cooled to pure, black obsidian against the floor. Sharp angles replaced the typical, solid curves of a true dwarf but the stoic expression carved upon the face held more truth than simple curves. A solid, sharp-edged battleaxe was wedged between the bare, stone flesh of the creature and a belt crafted of fine diamonds. Within the haft of the axe sat a black diamond with red swirls of energy, the gem of King Bartor.

Stul slipped from the throne and to his knees with a clang. Quickly he bowed his head with deference. “My Lord,” Stul squeaked.

Get up, child. You are the King, you should bow to no one.” The proclamation was laced with the gritty sound of stone rubbing against stone, the voice of a god. Stul quickly obliged, still keeping his head bowed in respect.

“My Lord, I never thought I’d see…”

O’ course not Stul the Redbeard. I only appear to the King of my kin. An’ e’en then I make ‘em swear on their lives to secrecy that they have ne’er seen me.” Stul waited for the demand of an oath but with none forthcoming, he raised his head. Ahead of him was naught by empty air. He turned, searching for Bartor and stopped as he noted the old king sitting upon the throne. “I won’ lie to ye, my heir. I miss her. She’s a beautifully crafted chair. And the air up here is nae laced with the foul stench of below.

“Ye 'ave gone below then, as some of the priests said?”

Aye. Every day I hunt Liln an’ her kin. Foul, dark beasts they be. But it is my duty, to protect my kin from the evil born in my time.” The king’s molten eyes glossed over, a thin film of obsidian as a tear somehow managed to slip past the lava and down the stone cheek. “Every day I protect ye arses. But tha’s not why I came.

“I came to alleviate the blame ye feel. The mountain killed our kin, nae you. And if ye would look beyond yer grief, ye might’n see wha’ happened. Ye were tricked, deceived. As sure as the foul scent always accompanying orcs, ye were made a fool of.
” Stul grunted, turning away.

Ach, boy. Listen to me words. The tunnels above were nae clear for the war amongst men. The tunnels were clear to crush ye and our kin. To kill our race. An’ they left just enough orcs to assure ye.

“Ye ‘ave to know the words I speak are true. Ye can feel it in your gut, I don’ doubt.
“I see much further than I used to, me boy. Much further. Forward and behind. This was a setup. But luckily for us all, some of our kin survived. An’ nae just here. Our race’ll survive or I’m the bastard son of an orcish b*tch.

“Now though, ye must tend our people. Rebuild our race. Rebuild our home. One day, when the passages up are clear again, ye shall collect the debt of life.
” Bartor stood, grasping his axe and replacing it within his belt.

We’ll talk again, Stul. But before I return to the deep, bring me some fine dwarven ale. My throat’s been parched for centuries.”

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[1] The Black Magus was the ruler before King Ara'kull over Norum da Salaex. I very possibly referred to this character prior as the Black Lord or the Dark Lord...which continues to confuse my players (who think the Dark Lord is Ara'kull or the King). So now...this ruler is called the Black Magus...and shall be called such forever.

I have to post Lost Part II...and then I'll probably return to the heroes (and the current timeline ;) ) Oh and for those of you that haven't read the dwarven pdf...now would be a good time to do so...to understand a bit more of this update. :D

~Fune
 

Good stuff as ever, Funeris. I particularly like the appearance of King Bartor.

So, keep it coming ... and no more of these "hundred different projects on the go all at once" excuses!! ;)

(Seriously, I'm not sure how you do it. I spend most days falling asleep at my desk!)
 

Thanks :D
And, you'll see King Bartor again...I figured a good dwarven perspective was needed...since I'll have an on-again-off-again dwarven PC possibly....plus it gives you all some insight into how the current state of the world came about. Always good to have a little more info.

How do I do it? Well...I'm just naturally a night owl. Unfortunately...reality forces me to work a typical 8-5er...so I have to be awake all the time. That and the fact that I could never get anything done if I slept all the time. :D

I'm one of those people that become bored really easily...I need diversity and a constant shift between projects to be happy.

But, even I'm human (at least that's what I'm told). And my keyboard is stained by the dozens of cups of coffee I've knocked over on it....as I've drifted to sleep at work.

:heh:

~Fune
 



Update! A Kiss...

Okay...I know I have to get back to the Lost interlude...unfortunately, I've been the victim of writer's block for about 8 days now....gah! Maybe I'll reorder this bit of it when I get around to pdf-ing this interlude chapter....

I think it may be passing though. As evidence, I offer this story hour sacrifice to the dark, pagan moderator gods. Bless the sacrifice with the blood of virgins and all that other good stuff....and now that I've scared a few away...here you go! :D

~Fune

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A KISS

Hendrick plunged ahead, his arm extended to his friend. He closed his fingers tightly, drawing the cloak of the girl backward, lessening her speed. Suddenly, she stopped and pivoted ninety degrees. As Hendrick stumbled to not slam into her, she flicked the catch of the cloak. The unforeseen movements, despite his feet scampering to change direction and only managing to increase his acceleration across the slick ice, threw Young Master Balsoon’s balance. He slammed powerfully into the solid ice, skidding unceremoniously away from his friend in a heap.

Cassie giggled uncontrollably, plopping down on the frozen pond still quite a distance from Morgan’s son. Her bright, blonde curls bobbed and weaved just above her shoulders along with the laughter.

Hendrick groaned, trying to lift himself from the freezing surface. The cloak had somehow managed to twist around the boy, confining his movements. Gingerly, he rolled slowly from the cloak and pressing his hands firmly against the ice, rose to a crouch.

“You never could catch me Hendrick!” Cassie shouted across. “I guess those that have regular dealings with nobles are as lazy as the commoners say.” She grinned mischievously, spinning away to begin the chase anew.

However, Hendrick was the first to move. He tossed the cloak forward and leapt. Bringing his weight and agility to bear on the cloak, the heavy cloth sped toward Cassie. He bellowed a challenge, drawing her eyes away from her own route and fully distracting her for a moment. That moment was all he needed.

When she turned forward, her own feet betrayed her progress. She slipped backward and Hendrick plowed into her. They tumbled across the last few feet of ice, landing in a deep snowdrift.

For several moments, nothing but the drifting, late winter snows stirred. Silence crept across the landscape, broken by Cassie’s grunt.

Hendrick pushed away, placing some space between their awkward bodies. “Caught you,” he grunted breathlessly. Cassie smirked.

Then she wrapped her tiny arms tightly around Hendrick’s waist, drawing his body closer to hers. He felt compelled to stare deeply into the pure, crystal blue of her shining eyes. Carefully, he stroked a stray strand of golden hair away from her eyes.

This was his best friend, the baker’s daughter. This was the girl he had spent the entirety of his young life playing beside. And now, as his hand passed gently over her cheek, maybe she was more than just a friend.

Both leaned forward, their lips gently brushing for the barest moment of bliss. Each felt the increased rush of blood, hearts breaking into thundering rhythms as of a stampede of wild horses across an empty field.

They leaned closer but Hendrick was tugged backward by a firm grip around the collar of his wool cloak.

“What do you think you’re doing Cassock!” Terwin shouted, his long brown hair sweeping around his fae-kissed ears.

“Damned pointer,” Morgan’s son grunted. Sudden shock slapped the child. His eyes filled with loss as he he turned toward his half-elf friend. “Wait. What did you call me?!”

“You’re lucky I don’t strike you down with a spell. If you weren’t Morrick’s son, Cassock, know that I would.” With a wide grin, the Terwin turned and ran toward the cottage. “But that won’t stop me from telling your father of your foul curse!” he screamed back as he fled.

Cassock stared dumbly after the half-elf, confusion setting in...



The cleric grumbled and opened his eyes. He was covered in a foul sweat, allowing the cold to seep into his body and through his bones. “Terwin? Cassie?” he whispered, wiping the beads of moisture from his brow. The priest noted half-elven eyes staring at him. Before he slipped back into the dream, he realized the eyes were Aramil’s. Still the half-elf’s eyes were rimmed red with loss; a cynical smirk carved into his face.

“It’s finally stopped raining,” the rogue mechanically responded to the interruption. “But now, instead of the torrents of water, snow is falling. We’re only half way through the fall and already there are several inches of snow upon the ground.” The half-elf paused and when Cassock did not interject, continued, “It will be a harsh winter.

“If you’d like to rest a bit more, priest,” the tone was in no way respectful from the embittered half-elf, “your shift does not start for another hour or so yet. I will wake you when it is time.” Aramil rolled a dagger between his fingers, the soft silver reflecting what little light survived the dark night.

Cassock rolled onto his side, trying to find a place of comfort. As his lids succumbed to the sandman’s whims, he uttered, “Cassie.”
 

Funeris said:
“You’re lucky I don’t strike you down with a spell. If you weren’t Morrick’s son, Cassock, know that I would.” With a wide grin, the Terwin turned and ran toward the cottage. “But that won’t stop me from telling your father of your foul curse!” he screamed back as he fled.
Umm Funeris,
His name is Morrick only after his return, Cassock didn't know the whole of the truth at this point. Or are you letting this memory be his subconcious saying others knew?

See now your putting drive to Cassock's being, and that could be very dangerous to all around. Genocidial Maniacs people can deal with. Genocidal Maniacs that are lovestruck are an entirely different and more dangerous breed.

But I do like the memory flashback. Now explain Terwin's background.

Yeti
 

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