The Boss vs. Sabaron! Deedlit Judging!

[Sollir Furryfoot]

Boss
Thug 0
Record: 4-6

Abiliites:
Signature Style (Sword), Dirty Trick x1, Gang Member (Hells)

Possesssions:
Mechanical Eye of Doom-Dirty Trick x1
Yen: 0

"Come on, who will face me?"

I find your neighbor to be dastardly, your household to be unnecessary, and your shield to be dishonorable.

(I perfer a strategy match)

 

[Sabaron]

A small, ugly little man dressed in green approaches you. He slips on a pair of green boxing gloves and takes the fighting stance of John L. Sullivan.

"Hey, you! Who's that disgusting girl over there? Yes, I'm taking about the temple prostitute! Is she your daughter? She takes after you... so grotesque I want to puke! She has your arm, that's for sure."

I find your daughter to be unbearable, your sacred business to be tattered, and your arm to be bad.

Should I win, I'd like a six flag speed strategy style match!

Eilan "Hammer of the Clouds" Cooger
Thug who's Down on his Luck
2-5 (that's why he's down on his luck)
0 yen (he's really poor, too)

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

Bump for a judge

 

[Deedlit]

At this point, Astinus came to the field, ready to record whatever was to occur. "At the clearing south of the Garden of Worship on the dusk of the tsunami, two Yakuza clashed. One was an out-of-luck thug known as Hammer of the clouds, also called Elian Cooger and the other was a Thug 0 known only as the Boss. After an exchange of insults, The one given by the hammer of the clouds was found to be superior, and his choice of match became the one in use. This would be a six-flag speed strategy match, with high stakes because each fighter was a Yakuza.

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

*Bump* Eilan is up first, and that was a confusing read Deedlit

 

[Sabaron]

"What sort of bloody name is Elian Cooper? My name is Eilan Cooger, a proper Old Irish name, not some bloody Cuban-English one! Get it straight!

1: The foot leaps over the labyrinth; roughly conceals the punch of the shell!

2: The staff torments the clearing; defends against the onslaught of the sands!

3: The scythe spins before the city; wards off the efforts of the holy ground!

4: The dragon becomes one with the labyrinth; defends against the rising of the settlement!

5: The tiger burns the marsh; waves away the motion of the reptile!

ooc: Both hands should be posted before the first move is made.

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

1: The fang falls higher than the atoll; scatters the thrust of the farm!
2: The chain penetrates the ocean; blocks the speed of the holy ground!
3: The raven bows before the island; avoids the stab of the sickle!
4: The phoenix tramples the glade; waves away the violence of the grass! *yen*
5: The fang prances above the ruins; parts the speed of the cave!

(moves gen'd by MechaMeowth)

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

*bump*

 

[Deedlit]

Your hands have been generated. Elian Cooger, it is your turn.

 

[Sabaron]

Eilan begins by pulling a baseball bat out of his pot... the signature "Babe Ruth" can be seen on it. "This be my prize bat!"

Eilan then starts whacking Da Boss in the shins, trying to bring the fat man down!

The staff torments the clearing; defends against the onslaught of the sands!