The Cookie-Cutter Character Challenge

[Mark]

MAKE A BLAND PC

1st level, core only, 32 points, any obvious class or race. Median starting gold.

Bland with 32 points?

 

[Zadam]

Surely THIS must be the blandest character of all (I know we said 32 point buy, but I thought that this "rolled" character might be blander ):


John Doe
STR 10
DEX 10
CON 10
WIS 10
INT 10
CHA 10

Human Fighter lvl1
Weapon Focus Longsword
Toughness
Skill Focus: Farmer

Skills: Profession: Farming, Diplomacy, Craft: Cooking

John was a successful farmer when Orcs killed his family. He is now an adventurer.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Take a chill pill, KY.

Sorry, fresh out. Don't like all those chemicals, anyway.

Just because I post an example of a cliche elven character (which, just like the dwarf cliche you posted earlier, is one I've seen many times over the years both in PC and NPC form)

I know that this is an all-too common cliche, as is mine, but I'm used to you bashing elves every chance you get, and bashing hard. Hence my astonishment when you didn't break out the big elven doom axe and start hitting away.

 

[Darmanicus]

Sorry, fresh out. Don't like all those chemicals, anyway.

They're in the post.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

They're in the post.

Haven't ordered them and won't pay for them.

 

[Darmanicus]

Haven't ordered them and won't pay for them.

They're on the house.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Bland with 32 points?

Sure. Meet Jack. Str 18, Con 18. He can hit people. He can soak a lot of punishment. As a thug and bully who lived on the streets all his live, he has done little else.

They're on the house.

I'm not climbing up there, either.

 

[Darmanicus]

I'm not climbing up there, either.

Damn, I knew I should've used something other than carrier pigeon!

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Damn, I knew I should've used something other than carrier pigeon!

Pigeon, you say... I might be able to get that bird down there. I speak pidgin pigeon.

 

[Darmanicus]

Pigeon, you say... I might be able to get that bird down there. I speak pidgin pigeon.

You leave my bird alone!