The D&D haiku thread

[Evilhalfling]

haiku prophecys
but they don't always make sense
refrigerator

 

[Kobold Stew]

A Player's Handbook
and some polyhedral dice:
Thirty years of games.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Five perfect solids
Some friends, some time, some rulebooks
Tales of never-was

 

[Dungeoneer]

Party: must destroy
town in order to save it.
DM softly weeps.

 

[Starfox]

Pathfinder Monday
Home rules Saturday
My head hurts

A new edition?
I recall second as new
mixed feelings now

Achetypes galore!
More options than 4E classes
Sweet honey trap

Acid wit haiku
Beaker of poison whine
I show my love

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

How do you keep an
Archmage from warping the world?
Put him in armor...

 

[nijineko]

The protagonist runs into a race of sentient simians which speak only in haiku:

Variorum of Victoria: Chapter the First: A Twisted Schema
Variorum of Victoria: Chapter the Second: Into the Darkness