Averaging 1 PC Deth Per Session
Mwahahahha!...
Not only did the stupid 8th LVL elf ranger/Knight get himself turned into an Undead, but he just got himself Killed last night!!!. (Uh destroyed?)
The players are actually dumber than their characeters...
The 9th LVL Barbarian Wolf Totem Spirit Warrior, hears the distant growls and rumbles of "canines" or animals.. Instictually he is interested. He asks the non sleeping/non living elf to go with him... THe Elf goes right along....So they walk over 160yards to the tree line, Think Fangorn forest, and the Barbarian goes in. Even though I explain, "you hear what must be 2 wolves, fighting probably for dominance or something, could be dangerous"
Barbarian -OK I go in...
Elf-Me too.
Well quite quickly the 2 players are surrounded, The barabrian uses a "carnivore empathy" feat, and attempts to change the DIRE WOLVES from HOSTILE to "friendly".... Meanwhile the Undead Elf is getting shredded.. There were 10 Dire Wolves, which they and their party members could have killed (easily)....BUT THEY WERE IN THE HOUSE FAST ASLEEP...
So now the Dire Wolves are getting flanking and just pulling hunks off the elf ...CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
I explained as his intiaitve was before the wolves in the 2nd round," You need to make a decision here and you'll only get one shot. what do you want to do, or attempt to do?"
PC Elf "i'll attack the wolf infront of me"
By round 3 the Elf is down to -4 and for an undead HE is KAPUT...
"Bryndaan (barbabrian) you make the wolves "indifferent" to your prescence, but you turn to see Solaris being torn in half by the giant wolves. They seem to break into frenzy and tear every part of the unnatural elf apart"... (you know the scene in "Hellraiser" where the dude gets torn apart by Cennobite chains?...just like that)
Barb. "ok Im gonna withdrawl, Do I get XP for usning that skill?"
