The Flumphonomicon is UPON US!


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Dear god, this is even better than last year!! I was afraid it wouldn't be as good, but you guys have all outdone yourselves!! BRAVO!!!

I had to snicker as I read my wife the GM Significant Other template... <G> Especially the gaze attack. It's true!!

Also, the Sylph NPC I gave the Anatomically Over-Endowed feat to can now take it again, and a new feat to go with it to boot! WOO HOO! (As comical as it is, it has true value on the battlefield, and well worth a feat slot when you have a high ECL and low hit points).

I only wish that this was a print product.. I wonder how much it'd cost to get made into a POD... Guys?? guys??? I'm willing to pay! There's too much good stuff in here to leave in my computer room, but deserves a true printing, not a cheap computer printout that will suck the life out of my printer carts...


Thanks!!
Chris
 


I just read through the Flumph stuff, and I've got to say... as comical as it is, I WILL find a way to introduce some of this into my campaign! I like the little joke sidebars throughout the book, especially the Kobold in the tree and the Gnome with the Flumph and crossbow.

Though... if Flumphs hover, shouldn't they have at least a fly speed of 20 ft. (good), not average?

Gonna keep going through it...

Chris

Edit: UGH! I forgot to mention: Page 62 has a very gross deformed picture that took me and my wife by surprise... big ugly mass of bare breast flesh... fortunately, we don't get offended by stuff like this, but others might... doesn't change my opinion of this book, however...
 
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I Downloaded mine today and I almost immediately inherited a large sum of money and married a Super Model Actress who thinks D&D is sexy. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!

PS: Jack Chick sent an apology letter to me for Dark Dungeons as well and Dave Arneson is running for president of the United States, but I cannot confirm that these are related to the Flumphonomicon, so draw your own conclusions here.
 


The Man

thundershot said:
UGH! I forgot to mention: Page 62 has a very gross deformed picture that took me and my wife by surprise... big ugly mass of bare breast flesh... fortunately, we don't get offended by stuff like this, but others might... doesn't change my opinion of this book, however...

It would appear that the censors have already caught up with the Son of a Portable Hole and are actively suppressing its rights to artistic expression.
Two little black squares have appeared over our Miss July's overendowments. The new, edited version of the product is going up in about an hour, so if anyone wants to see her in all her glory before The Man messes with her buxom beauty, you'd better rush to RPGNow and download the product now.

PS- All of the pixels used in Son of a Portable Hole are at least 18 years of age. Documentation available upon request.
 

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