Zelda Themelin
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Taloras said:
No, you are not only one.
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The Forgotten Realms Books I'd LEAST Like to See... (humor)
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No, you are not only one.
KingOfChaos
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The Romances of Elminster: Yes, a complete book on Eliminster the Pervert's sexual escapades in the realms. 500 years worth!
HalfElfSorcerer
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Interior Design of Faerun--Join us as we take you into home design all over Faerun! Elminister takes us inside both his lovley 12-room bungalow AND his multiplanar citadel! Dizzt shares tips on decorating with a wide range of blacks and greys! View excerpts from the Pottery Plane furniture catalog! Plus, the whole book has notes from that eminent home helper, Mar Thas Tewart! A must for anyone redecorating in the Realms!
Rashak Mani
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Complete Gnome Artificer Technical Manuals.
Drow Sign Language Manual in Darkvision Letters...
Book of Even More Secret and not so Secret Societies.
Elminsters Unauthorized Biography.
Harpers, Tromboners, Violinists and other Heroes of FR
Drow Sign Language Manual in Darkvision Letters...
Book of Even More Secret and not so Secret Societies.
Elminsters Unauthorized Biography.
Harpers, Tromboners, Violinists and other Heroes of FR
Arcane Runes Press
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How 'bout:
The Seven Sister's Big Bad Book of Stuff You Can't Have- THRILL to new and mighty spells that only the sister's posess. OOH involuntarily to their new feats. AAH over the unique and potent artifacts only they command. WOW to the more than 70 new "chosen" abilities that each sister posesses. ADMIT that they are cooler than your suck character. *BONUS* Includes a dozen major foes that will send your own "heroes" scurrying to these most hallowed sisters for their aid.
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The Compendium of 33rd Level Characters- 1001 new NPCs of 33rd level and above. Featuring fully 12 high level characters who are not members of the wizard class.
or:
The Forgotten Realms Guide to Dragon Names- Includes writeups for 123 dragons of Great Wyrm age and above. Also includes a random generator for dragon names- NOW WITH EVEN MORE CONSONANTS!!!!!
or:
The Overcompensator's Handbook- A complete guide to creating and justifying the existence of your own unstoppable, angst-ridden death machine and 1500 year old horny playa' wizard NPCs. *BONUS*- Includes all the rules necessary to create high level "bad-girl (TM)" NPCs that will fulfill ALL your adolescent male fantasies!!!!!!
or:
The Manshoon Monsoon- Until now, it has long been suspected that all the clones of the mighty archmage Manshoon were destroyed. Now the truth can be revealed. Your party of intrepid adventures play the important role of bystanders bearing witness to the titanic battle between the FR's most beloved NPC heroes and the 666 clones of MANSHOON!!!!! An epic adventure for NPCs of 31st level and above.
Patrick Y.
The Seven Sister's Big Bad Book of Stuff You Can't Have- THRILL to new and mighty spells that only the sister's posess. OOH involuntarily to their new feats. AAH over the unique and potent artifacts only they command. WOW to the more than 70 new "chosen" abilities that each sister posesses. ADMIT that they are cooler than your suck character. *BONUS* Includes a dozen major foes that will send your own "heroes" scurrying to these most hallowed sisters for their aid.
or:
The Compendium of 33rd Level Characters- 1001 new NPCs of 33rd level and above. Featuring fully 12 high level characters who are not members of the wizard class.
or:
The Forgotten Realms Guide to Dragon Names- Includes writeups for 123 dragons of Great Wyrm age and above. Also includes a random generator for dragon names- NOW WITH EVEN MORE CONSONANTS!!!!!
or:
The Overcompensator's Handbook- A complete guide to creating and justifying the existence of your own unstoppable, angst-ridden death machine and 1500 year old horny playa' wizard NPCs. *BONUS*- Includes all the rules necessary to create high level "bad-girl (TM)" NPCs that will fulfill ALL your adolescent male fantasies!!!!!!
or:
The Manshoon Monsoon- Until now, it has long been suspected that all the clones of the mighty archmage Manshoon were destroyed. Now the truth can be revealed. Your party of intrepid adventures play the important role of bystanders bearing witness to the titanic battle between the FR's most beloved NPC heroes and the 666 clones of MANSHOON!!!!! An epic adventure for NPCs of 31st level and above.
Patrick Y.
The Zent's Guide to World Domination and Human Persecution: "Quite a fun read durring your spare time" -Elminster
Tavern Girls of the Realms: over two hundred sexually frustrated tavern wenches easily adapted to any campaign.
Volo's Guide to Making a Difference: 20th level npcs got you down? Volo gives some tips on novel composition and publishing secrets. In no time at all the character you played at the table could be in the next big FR novel!
Evil for Dummies: MORE evil doers! MORE secret evil societies that everyone knows about! MORE threats to your players' personal safety than the average DM! Each chapter alludes to more material that will eventually be published in countless supplements that you simply can't game without. Now how evil is that? The first printing will feature an evil cover price of $39.95 and further printings will punish those not greedy enough to get it the first time with a $10 price hike.
Tavern Girls of the Realms: over two hundred sexually frustrated tavern wenches easily adapted to any campaign.
Volo's Guide to Making a Difference: 20th level npcs got you down? Volo gives some tips on novel composition and publishing secrets. In no time at all the character you played at the table could be in the next big FR novel!
Evil for Dummies: MORE evil doers! MORE secret evil societies that everyone knows about! MORE threats to your players' personal safety than the average DM! Each chapter alludes to more material that will eventually be published in countless supplements that you simply can't game without. Now how evil is that? The first printing will feature an evil cover price of $39.95 and further printings will punish those not greedy enough to get it the first time with a $10 price hike.
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