The Four Lands Forum

[Scott DeWar]

But that is the way he is with a glass of water!!

 

[Leif]

and if you are asked to walk a straight line it would make a sidewinder envious.

Hey, I've only ever been given one field sobirety test, and I passed it with flying colors! So nyahh!

 

[Scott DeWar]

[about to get in trouble] What did you do, throw a donut over the shoulder of the officer and say:'Fetch!' ?[/now in big trouble]

oh, hey! now that I am back home, I can try my diet 7 up and wild turkey american honey! any suggestions? on rocks? shaken, not stirred? 1:1 wt to 7u?

 

[Leif]

[about to get in trouble] What did you do, throw a donut over the shoulder of the officer and say:'Fetch!' ?[/now in big trouble]

oh, hey! now that I am back home, I can try my diet 7 up and wild turkey american honey! any suggestions? on rocks? shaken, not stirred? 1:1 wt to 7u?

No... Because of my old car-wreck injuries, I was given the alternative sobriety test where you close your eyes, tilt your head back, extend your arms to the side and then touch your nose. I performed it flawlessly, like a good trained seal.

Anyway, I thought you were ALWAYS in trouble with the law. Or did they give up on looking for the bodies?

Suggestions for the volatile admixture: 1. Take the diet 7up and very carefully pour it down the drain of your kitchen sink. 2. Quicly guzzle copious amounts of the Wild Turkey as rapidly as possible! Seriously, if it's not illegal to befoul good Wild Turkey with something as vile as Diet 7up, it surely ought to be! I mean, if you want to destroy whiskey with Diet 7up, you should use a cheaper brand. Like, say, Fighting Cock, or something. Does Boone's Farm make a whiskey? Hmpf! Personally, I think this suggestion is worth at least one or two ENWorld experience points!

 

[Rhun]

[oh, hey! now that I am back home, I can try my diet 7 up and wild turkey american honey! any suggestions? on rocks? shaken, not stirred? 1:1 wt to 7u?

1:1, on the rocks.

 

[Scott DeWar]

i usually drink straight up, so I had no idea. Thank you.

 

[Leif]

i usually drink straight up, so I had no idea. Thank you.

You usually have the RIGHT idea, then! You should leave Rhun and his army of wanton wenches to daintily sip the Diet 7up!

 

[Neurotic]

Delayed. Apologies. Forgot mundane items and food.

 

[Scotley]

[about to get in trouble] What did you do, throw a donut over the shoulder of the officer and say:'Fetch!' ?[/now in big trouble]

oh, hey! now that I am back home, I can try my diet 7 up and wild turkey american honey! any suggestions? on rocks? shaken, not stirred? 1:1 wt to 7u?

I'd put the wild turkey american honey on the rocks and just chase with the diet 7up. I sampled a little airplane bottle of the stuff recently. I don't think the 7up brings much to the party.

 

[Rhun]

You usually have the RIGHT idea, then! You should leave Rhun and his army of wanton wenches to daintily sip the Diet 7up!

I'm not a huge 7up fan. But I do know how to mix a tasty drink.