The Heroes of Icemist (SmallBeginnings 2)- Interlude update 2/21/2008!

I'm just speechless.

Agog.

This last round was just...

Amazing?

I was thinking more "dissatisfying."

How can you say that?

Because our pick for the contest winner is already in the loser's bracket.

C'mon, D'Shai. It's not his fault.

Maybe you're right, but...

Look at it this way, it's not like the green goliath is really even in this contest anymore. Once he turned back into Bruce Banner it was all over for him.

Maybe he was tired after all the smashing?

Probably. In any event, dear readers, that's why we can count OaxacanWarrior among the big winners today.

Along with Dungannon, who advances due to some rather shady tactics on the part of Rel

For shame, Rel! Attempted fraternazation with one of the judges gets you a .35 cent fine (suspended), a trip to the loser's bracket, and a red card.

I think he'd have lost regardless.

Why?

He gave half if his entry to OaxacanWarrior, remember? And half an entry means half-damage!

That certainly would explain our favorite Mexican Wrestler's showing. But on with the rest of the results!

Tamlyn just barely eeked one out over Dawn today, depsite the fact that he brought his entire half-painted legion with him.

Turns out that half of the half-painted legion had the hots for Dawn's avatar's better half.

If you can say that again, I'll give you half of Rel's .35 cents.

In our last matchup, Jon Potter and Spider_Jerusalem had a knock-down drag-out of their own. But, with Spider rolling a pitiful 3 on his initiative, and Jon Potter's new Super-Improved Double-Secret Initiative feat (a feat so secret, not even Jon Potter knows about it!), Jon was able to sneak attack the Spider and put him down.

And that wraps up another exciting round. Join us tomorrow for more exciting matchups!

Current Standings!
 

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"Meh, that's the last time I try and butter up Fett! The one thing that I try and bribe him to keep from happening and now I'm..."


*Rel sucker-punches Spider right in the Jerusalems, just when he thought he'd caught me monologuing.*
 

SJ's trouble is he unveiled the bowel disrupter too early on. If that doesn't inspire a guy to new heights of quicker-than-the-human-eye action, I don't know what will.

But I bought a new red leather mask for this next event. We'll see who's the favorite mexican wrestler around here!!

*Climbs up on the top rope and urges the crowd into a blood-thirsty frenzy...*
 


Rel said:
"Meh, that's the last time I try and butter up Fett! The one thing that I try and bribe him to keep from happening and now I'm..."


*Rel sucker-punches Spider right in the Jerusalems, just when he thought he'd caught me monologuing.*

Hey, I did all I could. Not my fault the judges looked poorly on bribery. :D
 

Jon Potter said:
SJ's trouble is he unveiled the bowel disrupter too early on. If that doesn't inspire a guy to new heights of quicker-than-the-human-eye action, I don't know what will.

But I bought a new red leather mask for this next event. We'll see who's the favorite mexican wrestler around here!!

*Climbs up on the top rope and urges the crowd into a blood-thirsty frenzy...*

Jon Potter getting pumped for next round:

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Enk&D'Shai said:
Look at it this way, it's not like the green goliath is really even in this contest anymore. Once he turned back into Bruce Banner it was all over for him.

Maybe he was tired after all the smashing?

Probably. In any event, dear readers, that's why we can count OaxacanWarrior among the big winners today.

Along with Dungannon, who advances due to some rather shady tactics on the part of Rel

For shame, Rel! Attempted fraternazation with one of the judges gets you a .35 cent fine (suspended), a trip to the loser's bracket, and a red card.

I think he'd have lost regardless.

Why?

He gave half if his entry to OaxacanWarrior, remember? And half an entry means half-damage!

Wahoo!! Watch out Jon Potter...I'm coming after you with half of Rel's damage to boot! :)
 


Sweet! At least I'm still in it.

Dawn sits impatiently to the side awaiting her shot at what remains of Spider or Rel. (Redheads are anything but patient).

Remember, how do you know when a redhead is done with you? She unties you! <Oh, wrong forum?>
 

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