Well this weekend’s swimsuit competition was… informative.
You can say that again, the doctor’s say it will be weeks before I can see again.
And my dain brammage might be permanent.
Well at least you won’t be any different.
Heck, I don’t even remember where we left off in the brackets.
Well don’t look at me, I never even paid attention.
Why does that not surprise me? I guess that means we have to come up with some other way to do this…
Haiku.
Gesundheit.
That's HAI-ku, not AH-choo. I think it could work.
You’re serious, aren’t you?
The contest rules said
A winner will be chosen
However we want
Worm is a strong oaf
Ashrem and Ander strike fast
Theo heals their wounds
Pack was left right out
As was Aurora's magic
That was a mistake
Enk writes a Story
D'shai makes it better yet
Fett keeps it correct
How can I argue with that? OK we’re going to scrap this stupid… who’s idea was this tournament, anyway?
Yours.
…this brilliant-but-doomed-by-gamer-flesh tourney and have a Haiku Runoff, winner take all.
Sound’s like a plan. So enter early, and enter often. Each haiku gets an entry in the raffle hat – or more likely plushie die - no limit on the number of times you can enter, or how bad the haiku can be.
And remember, and this is important, anyone can enter, even if you lost in the first round or never made it into the brackets in the first place. So act now, and as an added bonus, we will be selecting two more entries for additional prizes – 1. guest spot in an upcoming post, and 2. the opportunity to write the Foreward for the annotated Small Beginnings (and if you write the foreward, that means you get a free copy!)
But that’s not all…
Er, actually that is all, D’Shai.
Er... look a seagull!
Enk, you didn't say
Syllables five seven five
Form a sweet haiku