The Heroes of Icemist (SmallBeginnings 2)- Interlude update 2/21/2008!

dshai527 said:
Arrr Booty

I say this to my wife a lot. Usually followed by playful smack on the "Arrr...se".

Why she tolerates me, I do not know. It's gotta be my "Mad Skillz".
 

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At least you don't refer to it as buried treasure when she's under the covers and attempt to lead an expedition to recover it. Not that I do that to my wife...no not me.
 

*Rel leaves the thread for the day, making absolutely no mention of "Mounting an expedition to the South Pole" whatsoever.*
 

Dawn said:
<While in swimsuit form, Dawn has a hidden feat from the Nymphs - Endless Beauty. Actually, when my 7 year old encounted a nymph and she used Endless Beauty to stun his character, he called it "endless booty" for days. Guess that description works too.>

Just to clarify, Dawn. I'd rather see "Endless Beauty" than an "Endless Booty". Just my preference.
 

By the way, I'm glad you guys are having fun with this latest contest (it's 3X as successful as anything we've done previously, and that's not saying much!). But while we wait for the next round to be completed, I thought I'd take a minute to say some stuff.

I told you at the beginning of this thread that you were going to get a chance to see D'Shai do his DMing thang, and you're now beginning to see what he can do (and to what length he will go to draw on PC background to really screw with me and fett drive the game's plotline). And let me tell you, it does get worse for the PCs before it gets better (assuming that it actually does get better, which even 18 months after these events has still not happened). I hope that you are enjoying what I think qualifies as RBDMing.
 

I am on a roll in this contest! I now have my sights set on Spider J. You're going down! Bring all you've got 'cause you're gonna need it...and it still won't be enough. I will win it all!

[end of wrestling rant] :)
 

Well this weekend’s swimsuit competition was… informative.

You can say that again, the doctor’s say it will be weeks before I can see again.

And my dain brammage might be permanent.

Well at least you won’t be any different.

Heck, I don’t even remember where we left off in the brackets.

Well don’t look at me, I never even paid attention.

Why does that not surprise me? I guess that means we have to come up with some other way to do this…

Haiku.

Gesundheit.

That's HAI-ku, not AH-choo. I think it could work.

You’re serious, aren’t you?

The contest rules said
A winner will be chosen
However we want

Worm is a strong oaf
Ashrem and Ander strike fast
Theo heals their wounds

Pack was left right out
As was Aurora's magic
That was a mistake

Enk writes a Story
D'shai makes it better yet
Fett keeps it correct


How can I argue with that? OK we’re going to scrap this stupid… who’s idea was this tournament, anyway?

Yours.

…this brilliant-but-doomed-by-gamer-flesh tourney and have a Haiku Runoff, winner take all.

Sound’s like a plan. So enter early, and enter often. Each haiku gets an entry in the raffle hat – or more likely plushie die - no limit on the number of times you can enter, or how bad the haiku can be.

And remember, and this is important, anyone can enter, even if you lost in the first round or never made it into the brackets in the first place. So act now, and as an added bonus, we will be selecting two more entries for additional prizes – 1. guest spot in an upcoming post, and 2. the opportunity to write the Foreward for the annotated Small Beginnings (and if you write the foreward, that means you get a free copy!)

But that’s not all…

Er, actually that is all, D’Shai.

Er... look a seagull!

Enk, you didn't say
Syllables five seven five
Form a sweet haiku


 
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Rel, dshai – I do like the way you think.

So, what’s up with the swimsuit competition?? You know these things have a tendency to bind. And the heels aren’t that comfortable. <Starts looking for a place to sit down and relax.>
 

Dawn said:
Rel, dshai – I do like the way you think.

So, what’s up with the swimsuit competition?? You know these things have a tendency to bind. And the heels aren’t that comfortable. <Starts looking for a place to sit down and relax.>

I have been informed that we are trying to run a family friendly Storyhour and I am not allowed to respond to this request for a place to sit. I am therefore hoping that Rel will do the honors for me...in Haiku and he gets an entry into the contest
 


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