Serenity said:
... Enk hasn't been in central florida recently has he... say about 10 weeks ago? Aarrrgh!?!??
Not that youuuuuuu knoooooooow!
So here's a repost of an update that got lost in the shuffle a few weeks back. It was originally posted on March somethingorother, and it had no (gasp!) intro.
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Clean booted halfling feet bounced against half-orc pectorals as Worm hoisted Pack onto his shoulders. “Thanks, Worm,” said the bard, “You want me to clean you up too?”
“Nah, Pack, I’ll probably just get dirty again. But that’s a handy little trick you got there, little-big brother. Probably would have come in handy when Ma was on one of her cleaning fits.”
“That’s what I thought!” said Pack as he made brushing motions in the dimly lit air, sending mud and muck away from his adopted brother anyway. Soon Theo’s light stone, now wound in a bit of string and dangling from the halfling’s neck, showed span after span of clean half-orc. “When we get home we’ll never have to worry about chores again!”
“Well, when you find one that can hoist an ale barrel and toss a drunk…”
“Oh, I didn’t think about that, Worm. I tell you what, when we get back I’ll start working on it right away.”
“Maybe.”
“What do you mean maybe? I said I’d get right on it. Don’t you believe me?”
“That’s not what I meant, Pack.”
“Well, what did you mean?”
The half-orc slowed his step, “I don’t know if I’m going home, Pack.”
“What?” Pack yelled, nearly falling form his perch.
“Something going on back here?” rumbled Theo from up ahead as he sloshed toward the brothers. “You two need any help?”
Pack hesitated for a moment. “No. I thought I saw something.” Under his breath, just loud enough for his steed to hear, he added “We’re not done talking about this, Worm.”
“Ah,” said Theo as he joined the pair. “I guess that will happen down here.”
“I can see that,” replied Pack quickly. “This place is spooky. How did you ever find out about these tunnels, anyway, Theo? And just why would a temple of Zuras have a sneaky back way into the sewers, anyway? That just seems strange, And icky. Sticky! That what it seems, sti…”
“It’s not that strange Pack,” said Worm. “Probably a way to get things in and out without having to pay taxes.”
Theo frowned in the pale light. “No, Worm. It’s not so the Temple can avoid paying taxes. And while we’re on the subject, it wasn’t built for smuggling people, either.”
“That’s what we’re using it for,” snickered the half-orc. Pack stifled a giggle of his own.
“Yes, that’s what we’re using it for,” grumbled Theo. Suddenly, Pack was struck with the thought that the priest looked very tired. The halfling gave his brother a gentle nudge to the jaw with his knee that stopped the warrior’s laughter.
“Theo?” said the bard, “If the tunnels aren’t for that, what are they for?”
The priest sighed, “That’s a bit of a tale, Pack,” he said. “And this isn’t the time to tell it, lad.”
“But, Theo…”
“The short version is that it was built a long time ago in order to break a siege, but almost ended up destroying Tor in the Wars.”
“I don’t understand,” said Pack.
“The demons found it. I don’t know how, but they did.” Pack could see the old cleric shudder in the light. “The fighting down here was terrible. But in the end they were driven back and out, and their entryway was sealed with both mortar and magic. Wasn’t long afterward that they started filling the tunnels in and barring them off. The ones they couldn’t collapse they trapped. A few nobles even suggested putting monstrous beasts down here to hunt down demons that might have gotten away.”
“That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard,” scoffed Worm.
“Everyone else thought so too, lad. But when you’re wealthy enough, it doesn’t matter if you’re mad as a wolf on the full moon, people will listen to you anyway. Luckily other, richer, voices prevailed, and instead of letting a pack of monsters loose in the sewers, they just decided to flood them instead.”
“Flood them? How?”
“All these old tunnels are cut below the riverbed. The sappers found that out the hard way after the Demon Wars, when they were trying to collapse a section. Caused a big stink at the time: literally. The sewers overflowed for a week straight. So the city capped the breach with a seal; one that would keep the river in its bed, but let them flood the tunnels if they needed to. They even built two more, just in case the first one didn’t work.”
Pack let out a low whistle. “If we have time, do you think we could see them?”
“We’re not headed in that direction, lad. If things were different…” The old priest let his voice trail away.
“But then why is this one open?” asked Pack from atop his perch.
“What?”
“You said that they blocked up all the tunnels, or trapped them, or set them to flood. So why is this one still clear?
“Because the city didn’t find it, and the Bishop decided that it would be best to keep at least one of the old ways open, for emergencies.”
“I guess this counts as an emergency,” said the bard. “I mean, us being in trouble and all. Will your father-in-law be upset about us using it?”
“Probably. The Bishop doesn’t much care for those not of the faithful,” he answered, adding, “Not that he cares for the faithful all that much either,” under his breath. Pack didn’t think the comment was meant for anyone else’s ears. “But once we explain things to him, I think he’ll do what’s right. He’s an honorable enough man, in his own way.”
Pack wiggled in his seat atop his brother’s shoulders, trying to work the muscles in his leg that he suddenly realized had fallen asleep. “Why do you do that, Theo?”
“Do what?”
“Call your father-in-law the Bishop. Isn’t that a little formal? Or is that one of those priest rules or something?”
“I’d rather not talk about it, Pack…”
“It just seems like you wouldn’t want to call someone you’re related to by a title, is all. Don’t you think so, Worm?”
“Pack,” grumbled Worm, “just let it drop. He said he didn’t want to talk about it.”
“I better get back to the other two,” said Theo, abruptly. “We’ll be coming to a crossway soon, and I need to go give more directions to Ashrem and Ander.” With that, the cleric trudged ahead quickly, shaking his head and muttering indistinctly.
“But I thought that they already knew the way,” said Pack to no one in particular. He continued in a quieter voice. “What’s wrong with him? Did I say something wrong?”
“Yes.”
“Again?”
“Yes, again.”
“I should go apologize.”
“You want me to put you down?”
“No. It’s comfy up here. It’d probably just make him mad anyway.”
“Nah. I don’t think he’s mad at you. Sounds like he just doesn’t like the Bishop, is all.”
“Oh.” Pack fidgeted atop his brother’s shoulders some more. His leg had fallen asleep again. “Worm, what did you mean when you weren’t coming home?”
Worm let out a long breath. “I don’t know, Pack,” he started quietly. “I like Icemist, but Tor? Tor is… Tor is like all those stories you used to make me listen to over and over when we were growing up. Except Tor is real. I think I’d have already tried to figure out how to live here if it hadn’t been for that stupid Ionian.” Pack sat silently, unwilling to defend the woodsman, while Worm continued to stew. “He’s a stupid, stupid coward. He kills a man and then runs off, and then prances around like he’s some big hero! And then he whines about finding his stupid sweetheart who’s probably not really in trouble at all, and drags you off on some stupid chase across the kingdom…”
“Stop it, Worm!” said the halfling, his voice echoing throughout the tunnel. He lowered his voice to a sharp whisper. “Aurora is my friend, and I was as worried about her as anyone else. I decided to come on this chase. No one talked me into it. So don’t start trying to blame anyone else for my being here.”
“Pack, if you keep following him he’s going to get you hurt, or maybe even killed.”
“Hells, Worm! Last fall I thought I was going to die. You can’t always try and protect me, big-little brother. Believe it or not, sometimes I can actually protect myself.” Pack let the words hang in the air as they moved. The half-orc stepped up the pace, as his heavy feet slapped the wet stone of the tunnel floor. A glance ahead showed the others move straight across an intersection of tunnels; the crossing tunnel was thinner, and looked to be partially collapsed. “That must be the crossway Theo was talking about. You think we’ll be there soon?”
Worm didn’t answer. The bard tried again. “Do you think we’ll be there soon?” Again, his answer was silence.
So that’s the way it’s going to be. “Maybe you better put me down, Worm.”
The half-orc roughly lifted the halfling off his shoulders and let him slip to the ground. Then without a word, he trudged off after the feloine, the priest, and the Ionian, leaving Pack jogging to catch up.
He’s going to be mad for days, the way he’s going on about it. It’s serve him right if he fell flat on his big, fat…
Out of the corner of his eye, Pack saw a hint of reddish glow from on of the side tunnels. “Worm?” he said, as the light grew brighter. His brother grunted a not reply. As if in answer, the tunnel spat out a ball of feathery fur that tackled the half-orc.
“WORM!”
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