The Hive is ALIVE! It's not dead yet!

[Aeson]

Even ugly women get better tips. I worked in pizza delivery to know. I don't tip more or less based on looks or gender. I base it on how much money I have left.

 

[Relique du Madde]

I personally take a stance similar to that of Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs but with the exception that I only rarely never tip. Generally speaking, bad service = no tip or change up to a dollar. Mediocre to alright service (meaning they at least fill my glass when its empty) will get an 5 - 8 percent tip max. Anything above and beyond that, they get anywhere between 10 to 20 percent.

That all is assuming the server doesn't provide sexual favors, which hasn't happened yet, but you never know... lol.

 

[megamania]

When I tip its based in part by money remaining and I consider quality and friendly service. Sexual favors have yet to come up but the tighter the clothes the higher the percent seems go.... go figure.

 

[megamania]

How goes it today?

 

[Blackrat]

Hey mega.
Not much. My legs hurt like hell and I have no idea why . It's like the next day of a work-out but I didn't do that yesterday.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Hmm.. were you abducted by aliens and forced to do humiliating or degrading things?

 

[Blackrat]

Hmm.. were you abducted by aliens and forced to do humiliating or degrading things?

Not that I remember of... But those things are rarely remembered... Could be. But I can't figure out what would they want of my legs?...

 

[Relique du Madde]

I could think of one thing, but the likelihood that you were abducted by canine aliens is slim to none.

 

[Bront]

Worst Uniform: Geek Squad.

I was sitting in my car eating outside a Jack and a Box when i saw several Geek Squad came by and I thought they could help me with the laptop I had in my car which doesn't work. They didn't, instead they told me to go to the Best Buy across the street. Bastards.

Asking someone to do something for free when they get paid to do the same (Particularly when they are on lunch from such activity) is asking an awful lot. particularly if you don't know them.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Asking someone to do something for free when they get paid to do the same (Particularly when they are on lunch from such activity) is asking an awful lot. particularly if you don't know them.

I know, which is why I wasn't all serious when I typed that. Too bad the absurdity of my messed up sense of humor doesn't translate too well across the net.