The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Heckler]

Hrm... wonder which one it was. I trust some more than others.

I think it was Pkitty or Hype.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I think it was Pkitty or Hype.

Most likely pkitty. His awesomeness knows no limits.

 

[Heckler]

ouch! Like I don't get kicked in the junk enough already.

Wow. I don't know what to do with this one.

 

[Dog Moon]

ouch! Like I don't get kicked in the junk enough already.

Wait, isn't that a bad sentence? Doesn't that mean you get kicked in the junk on occasion? It's like saying 'Joe kicks me in the junk enough so I really don't need Bob to do it as well'.

 

[Dog Moon]

I think it was Pkitty or Hype.

In that case, I trust him.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Wait, isn't that a bad sentence? Doesn't that mean you get kicked in the junk on occasion? It's like saying 'Joe kicks me in the junk enough so I really don't need Bob to do it as well'.

I get kicked in the junk on nearly a weekly basis!

 

[Dog Moon]

I get kicked in the junk on nearly a weekly basis!

Woah! How do you get kicked in the junk on nearly a weekly basis?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

In that case, I trust him.

Of course you do.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Woah! How do you get kicked in the junk on nearly a weekly basis?

Damn neighbors kids. They kepp telling me they can kick ever so high and want to show me, but every time they do, I end up with the hurt. I'm thinking I should start wearing a codpiece under my underwear on a daily basis.

 

[Dog Moon]

This totally reminds me of a horrible period of time in about 7th grade where the greatest thing in our class was the guys smacking each other in the junk. I mean seriously, sometimes it was brutal. Just be walking down the hall and someone walks up behind up and knees you perfectly so their knee hits your junk without being blocked by your legs.

One kid [not me] got it really bad though. Ironically, he was big so you'd think he be dealing it out the most, but that wasn't the case. One time, in Music Class, he was sitting on the steps thing with his legs slightly spread. Another kid balled his hand into a fist and swung with all his might into the dude's junk. Was on the floor for quite some time with tears in his eyes.

Come to think of it, why did we never get in trouble for this? Guess we were too clever to do it in front of teachers and because no one got in trouble, it lasted for some time before everyone got tired of it.