The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Angel Tarragon]

This totally reminds me of a horrible period of time in about 7th grade where the greatest thing in our class was the guys smacking each other in the junk. I mean seriously, sometimes it was brutal. Just be walking down the hall and someone walks up behind up and knees you perfectly so their knee hits your junk without being blocked by your legs.

One kid [not me] got it really bad though. Ironically, he was big so you'd think he be dealing it out the most, but that wasn't the case. One time, in Music Class, he was sitting on the steps thing with his legs slightly spread. Another kid balled his hand into a fist and swung with all his might into the dude's junk. Was on the floor for quite some time with tears in his eyes.

Come to think of it, why did we never get in trouble for this? Guess we were too clever to do it in front of teachers and because no one got in trouble, it lasted for some time before everyone got tired of it.

Sounds like something that might come out of an American Pie movie:

This one time at band camp......

 

[Heckler]

Damn neighbors kids. They kepp telling me they can kick ever so high and want to show me, but every time they do, I end up with the hurt. I'm thinking I should start wearing a codpiece under my underwear on a daily basis.

I think you need to start kicking some neighborhood kids in the junk, see how they like it.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I think you need to start kicking some neighborhood kids in the junk, see how they like it.

Then they'd yell for their mommies at the top of their lungs, and maybe then I end up with a police record for assaulting a kid. Thats the last thing I want.

 

[Dog Moon]

I think you need to start kicking some neighborhood kids in the junk, see how they like it.

Junk wars!

 

[Dog Moon]

Junk wars!

Man, a show where people just ran around doing that to other and passers-by would be entertaining for at least a half hour, I'd think.

 

[Heckler]

Junk wars!

I like this...

There's an RPG in this somewhere...

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Junk wars!

Now, thats the funny!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I like this...

There's an RPG in this somewhere...

Just make it a dice or card game.

 

[Heckler]

Man, a show where people just ran around doing that to other and passers-by would be entertaining for at least a half hour, I'd think.

Actually, "America's Funniest Home Videos" is an hour long show.

 

[Dog Moon]

Actually, "America's Funniest Home Videos" is an hour long show.

Eh, not really a big fan of that show. Would be better without the host and without that commentator ruining the videos.