The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Aeson]

1) It can't be, nobody is committing adultery...

2) Dutch Courage! Or perhaps a lot of Mt. Dew so you are speaking so fast you can't stop yourself from asking her out...

Dutch Courage? I should hold her head under the blanket after passing gas?

I have vowed to do it the next time she comes in.

 

[Mycanid]

Indoor sunglasses. If they can't see your eyes, you can look wherever you want...

(Looks around)

What? I said NOTHING. It was my evil twin...

Dangit warlock!

I got "I wear my sunglasses at night" going through my head now.... :\

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I have no idea. It's called Goliath Bird Eat Spider for a reason. My guess is it's F-ING HUGE.

The Goliath Bird Eating Spider (also called the Birdeater) (Theraphosa blondi) is an arachnid which belongs to the tarantula family, and is arguably the largest spider in the world. Native to the rain forest regions of northern South America, these spiders have up to a 30 centimetre (12 in) long leg span when fully extended and can weigh over 120 grams. Wild Goliath birdeaters are a deep burrowing species, found commonly in marshy or swampy areas. Goliath bird eaters usually live in burrows in the ground that they have either dug themselves or have been previously abandoned by rodents or other similar creatures.

 

[The_Warlock]

My brother took off running up a down escalater when he was around 4. He slipped and slid down and completely ripped up the front of his legs. It was ugly.

That can be nasty. I have a tendency to have a good sense of my balance and capabilities physically, which has benefitted me greatly in doing potentially self injuring things without any real damage if any.

Really, I tended to injure myself more in art classes...exacto knives are SHARP!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

20 lengths ahead of most
he proudly cantered round the post
but, woe is me!
he lost the bloomin jockey....

Yum dum dee deedy dum
yubbididub da deetee dum
yum dum da deedledum da deedledum

Yum dum dee deedy dum
habbididub da deetee dum
YAM dum da deedledum da deedledum....

[The fungus LOVES the chieftains ]

The Carpenters kick arse too!

 

[megamania]

This reminds me of a bit of an embarrassing situation from when I was about 17. My friend worked in a sporting goods store in Manchester. He was getting out in a bit so I hung out. An incredible girl came in and I began to first watch her then follow her. When she was in line with her back to me I made a .... gestures that nearly made my friend crack up.

One problem.....

He wasn't laughing at that so much as the fact HER MOTHER was behind me and not impressed with my activities....


I crawled into the corner for the last 15 minutes to stay out of further trouble....

 

[The_Warlock]

Dutch Courage? I should hold her head under the blanket after passing gas?

I have vowed to do it the next time she comes in.

A shot of whiskey or boubon, you rube....

chuckle

 

[Mycanid]

This reminds me of a bit of an embarrassing situation from when I was about 17. My friend worked in a sporting goods store in Manchester. He was getting out in a bit so I hung out. An incredible girl came in and I began to first watch her then follow her. When she was in line with her back to me I made a .... gestures that nearly made my friend crack up.

One problem.....

He wasn't laughing at that so much as the fact HER MOTHER was behind me and not impressed with my activities....


I crawled into the corner for the last 15 minutes to stay out of further trouble....

ROFL!!!

Mega! You are in rare form today!

You are in an excellent mood!

 

[megamania]

Dangit warlock!

I got "I wear my sunglasses at night" going through my head now.... :\

I have a similiar problem but my song is "Dark Sunglasses" by ZZ Top from the Teachers soundtrack. Gawd I loved that song growing up....

 

[The_Warlock]

Dangit warlock!

I got "I wear my sunglasses at night" going through my head now.... :\

YES! Musical infection...

Just remember, if it's just too persistent...try and sing "I want to be a Pepper" Dr. Pepper theme song to the Oscar Mayer Bologna song. Attempting this will remove any previously stuck music from your brain...