The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

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megamania said:
This reminds me of a bit of an embarrassing situation from when I was about 17. My friend worked in a sporting goods store in Manchester. He was getting out in a bit so I hung out. An incredible girl came in and I began to first watch her then follow her. When she was in line with her back to me I made a .... gestures that nearly made my friend crack up.

One problem.....

He wasn't laughing at that so much as the fact HER MOTHER was behind me and not impressed with my activities....

I crawled into the corner for the last 15 minutes to stay out of further trouble.... :p
Ack. Thats messed up.

Whats worse: In HS in my art class, some stupid kids ended up pointing their laser pointer in my eyes. I didn't have the guts to do anything about it, but it might explain why I have a stygmatism now. :mad:
 

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The_One_Warlock said:
A shot of whiskey or boubon, you rube....

chuckle
I realized my two statements should be read separately and in context. Read them together and it's just wrong.


I don't drink that often and I can't drink at work. I need another form of courage.
 

megamania said:
This reminds me of a bit of an embarrassing situation from when I was about 17. My friend worked in a sporting goods store in Manchester. He was getting out in a bit so I hung out. An incredible girl came in and I began to first watch her then follow her. When she was in line with her back to me I made a .... gestures that nearly made my friend crack up.

One problem.....

He wasn't laughing at that so much as the fact HER MOTHER was behind me and not impressed with my activities....

I crawled into the corner for the last 15 minutes to stay out of further trouble.... :p

Obviously you had not yet completed your training in "How not to be seen"
 


megamania said:
I have a similiar problem but my song is "Dark Sunglasses" by ZZ Top from the Teachers soundtrack. Gawd I loved that song growing up....

Hmm ... something to do with us being near the same age, I think. Maybe its a 1969 thing? :\
 

The_One_Warlock said:
A shot of whiskey or boubon, you rube....

chuckle
Bourbon. ;)

Get me a glass of a bourbon, and a shot of bourbon and a bourbon chaser.

Yeah yeah I got your bourbon.


First person to name the movie thats from gets 10 points!
 

Mycanid said:
ROFL!!! :lol: :lol:

Mega! You are in rare form today!

You are in an excellent mood! :D


The mood pendulum has swungth the other way :D


I have other similiar experiences but those were where friends embarrassed themselves. At the Great Escape Amusement park my friend drank 2 liters of Mt Dew then saw a cute girl running the teacups. To impress her, he had me run the thing (I have strong upper body strength) As we got off, he went to saw hi but instead throw up warm soda on my leg.

Embarrassed himself and made my sneaker make a snakt sound with every step as it was sticking to the sidewalk.
 


The_One_Warlock said:
YES! Musical infection...

Just remember, if it's just too persistent...try and sing "I want to be a Pepper" Dr. Pepper theme song to the Oscar Mayer Bologna song. Attempting this will remove any previously stuck music from your brain...

NO! :confused: No, no, no, no, no, no!

[Makes will save barely.]

WHEW! :heh:

Puts the chieftains back on.
 

Aeson said:
I realized my two statements should be read separately and in context. Read them together and it's just wrong.

I don't drink that often and I can't drink at work. I need another form of courage.

From a non-drinker, I understand. That's why I suggested sugar and caffeine...
 

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