The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[fett527]

Funny thing. She wanted a job the last time she was here. I can't afford to pay her. I thought about taking out a loan to do it.

So you stopped short of paying for it. That's good.

 

[hafrogman]

Also it's not a good idea to date the help. It would only be a summer job while she waited until she goes back to her teaching job in the fall.

Curses. You beat me to it.

 

[The_Warlock]

Pfft, you know you love it.
...

*carresses his nipples*

*realizes frogs don't have nipples*

(Loads shotgun) +Cthunk+

BOOM!

Ahh, that image has been blown out of my mind

 

[hafrogman]

Ahh, that image has been blown out of my mind

Glad to assist you in removing your head with a shotgun.

 

[The_Warlock]

Curses. You beat me to it.

He's fast. Fast enough for you, old man...

 

[Aeson]

So you stopped short of paying for it. That's good.

Most men end up paying for it one way or another.

 

[hafrogman]

He's fast. Fast enough for you, old man...

He'll make point five past lightspeed?!?!

 

[The_Warlock]

Glad to assist you in removing your head with a shotgun.

I've got another one....

 

[hafrogman]

Most men end up paying for it one way or another.

"Can you believe he wanted to sleep with me after three dates?"
"No, he WANTED to sleep with you after one date, he thought he'd have a CHANCE after three."
"He probably wanted to sleep with you after no dates, but he thought that a trip to Applebee's might grease the wheels a little bit."
- Mike Birbiglia

 

[The_Warlock]

He'll make point five past lightspeed?!?!

As long as he doesn't pass through a black hole...he's not dusting crops, you know.