The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[hafrogman]

As long as he doesn't pass through a black hole...he's not dusting crops, you know.

Do you ever worry that we're a little bit too geeky?

 

[The_Warlock]

"Can you believe he wanted to sleep with me after three dates?"
"No, he WANTED to sleep with you after one date, he thought he'd have a CHANCE after three."
"He probably wanted to sleep with you after no dates, but he thought that a trip to Applebee's might grease the wheels a little bit."
- Mike Birbiglia

Hey! That resembles life, now that I think about it. A lady friend of mine (now), asked me out to Applebee's before I'd ever hung out with her outside a LARP. She wore more makeup to that lunch than I'd ever seen. HEY! I think she was trying to grease my wheels!!!

I'll point out that that would be one of the one's that got away (Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid)

 

[The_Warlock]

Do you ever worry that we're a little bit too geeky?

Hell no!

 

[hafrogman]

I'll point out that that would be one of the one's that got away (Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid)

If it makes you feel any better, I had a lady friend (then) invite me out to dinner (also at Applebee's), then I did end up asking her out on a date, and was blissfully happy for the next 8.5 months until she crushed my soul, removed my heart with a spoon and then ate it. Then she went back to her ex, leaving me the hollow, lifeless mockery of a man you see before you.

Not that I'm bitter or anything.

...

So the moral of the story is, don't trust Applebee's.

 

[Aeson]

You came onto me with that line? You're braver than I thought.

Going with the Star Wars theme.

 

[The_Warlock]

If it makes you feel any better, I had a lady friend (then) invite me out to dinner (also at Applebee's), then I did end up asking her out on a date, and was blissfully happy for the next 8.5 months until she crushed my soul, removed my heart with a spoon and then ate it. Then she went back to her ex, leaving me the hollow, lifeless mockery of a man you see before you.

Not that I'm bitter or anything.

...

So the moral of the story is, don't trust Applebee's.

Oh. Ok. I thought it was don't trust women who make you blissfully happy. Good catch there.

Though, I don't trust Applebee's on principle - they have a spicy tartar sauce that taste's like an orange and a pepper wrestled in mayo, somebody hit them all with a hammer and shot them with relish that had gone bad. That and an ex of mine once got pasta on a more or less raw hamburger. Not my idea of trustworthy dining experiences.

Maybe Sedarfairy would give up in the other thread if she knew you were bitter...

 

[The_Warlock]

You came onto me with that line? You're braver than I thought.

Going with the Star Wars theme.

Swubu?!?! Where did that come from...

I mean, are there more army women here that I can't see? The ninjas! I told you they were here...

 

[Aeson]

Swubu?!?! Where did that come from...

I mean, are there more army women here that I can't see? The ninjas! I told you they were here...

I created the quote. That's what I call her. Crazy Army Chick. I'll Melkor myself if she comes to the site and reads it.

 

[Aeson]

Maybe Sedarfairy would give up in the other thread if she knew you were bitter...

It's not a flirting thing. It was a beef she had with Krunchy. I turned it into a chance to flirt.

 

[The_Warlock]

I created the quote. That's what I call her. Crazy Army Chick. I'll Melkor myself if she comes to the site and reads it.

Ahhhh.

Wait. So, if she comes here, and reads the quote, you will become the greatest Ainur of Eru, sow discord in his song of Arda, eventually be cast down and take the name Morgoth while you seek to dominate all of Middle-Earth?

(Ok, NOW, I'm worried we are too geeky.)