The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Angel Tarragon]

Money and a large penis.

I wasn't aware that you had a retractable tongue and a lily pad, Aeson.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Money and a large penis.

:\ Unfortunately, this kind of logic doesn't apply to all genders.

 

[Aeson]

If it is something you would like to talk about, please feel free to drop me an email or IM me. I do care about you Aeson, and am very wise (as people constantly tell me). Maybe I can help in some way.

Enough people know about my problems. I don't need to add someone else into the mix. Thanks for the offer.

 

[Aeson]

I wasn't aware that you had a retractable tongue and a lily pad, Aeson.

There is a lot you don't know about me.

 

[Aeson]

:\ Unfortunately, this kind of logic doesn't apply to all genders.

But it does. The money isn't too hard. Women just need to act like they have one. Look at the women in powerful positions. They got there by acting like they had one.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

There is a lot you don't know about me.

Sometimes, it is best kept that way.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

But it does. The money isn't too hard. Women just need to act like they have one. Look at the women in powerful positions. They got there by acting like they had one.

And unfortunately, some do have one.

Why theyd want to do that kind of thing to their body is beyond me.

 

[hafrogman]

How you suggest overcoming uncertainty, hafrog?

Who said I had a solution? I was just stating the problem.

My personal modus operandi seems to be getting to know the woman as a friend first. Sit around and watch her date some smeg head for a little bit because I wasn't confident enough to ask her out first. Wait until that relationship crashes and burns and then things settle down a bit. Ask her out on a date in a process that usually involves physical nausea because I'm THAT bad at it. Date for a little, get dumped and then discover that I've wasted a number of years on a relationship that was doomed because apparently she just doesn't feel the same way.*

I wouldn't recommend this process




*not that I'm BITTER or anything.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Lunchtime. BRB.

 

[hafrogman]

Money and a large penis.

Neither has helped me particularly.