The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[megamania]

HEY! I'm missing 3 pages of my Creation Schema Storyhour! What happened? Gnome thieves?

 

[gray stranger]

There should be a handbook for things like this! "Things One Should Not Break."

And, gray stranger can write it and sell it! How's that for a job?

Jolly, I'll get started right away

Thing one should not break

1.: this thread
2.: my parents
3.: chicken wings
4.: your own sanity
5.: your brakes (break-brakes get it? God I'm funny!)

Things one should break

1.:this book, if you'll buy another one
2.:Bacon

 

[Jdvn1]

HEY! I'm missing 3 pages of my Creation Schema Storyhour! What happened? Gnome thieves?

Hello! The database crashed. We're running now with the Dec 28 database. Everything was lost, so I hope you have a copy on your hard drive or can use Google cache. :\

There are threads all over Meta about it.

 

[Jdvn1]

Jolly, I'll get started right away

Thing one should not break

I think you forgot the one item that incited the idea.

I do like the lists, though.

 

[gray stranger]

Things one should not break
V1.1


Jolly, I'll get started right away

Thing one should not break

1.: this thread
2.: my parents
3.: chicken wings
4.: your own sanity
5.: your brakes (break-brakes get it? God I'm funny!)
6.:Jdvn1, since he was the one who inspired me
7.: the moon (think about the werewolves!)

Things one should break

1.:this book, if you'll buy another one
2.:Bacon

Things that are already broken

1.:My guitar amp, which really sucks
2.:The ball of your left foot, If you slip and fall in a wrong spot

 

[JonnyFive]

wohoo!! the hivemind is back!!

 

[Knight Otu]

'allo hive! how goes it?

Badly, as you've by now noticed.

I was so desperate that I became a blogger!

 

[MavrickWeirdo]

HEY! I'm missing 3 pages of my Creation Schema Storyhour! What happened? Gnome thieves?

Whatever you do, don't look at your postcount.

 

[Knight Otu]

Whatever you do, don't look at your postcount.

It'll grow back in time.

 

[Lady_Acoma]

I'm pretty sure I am already broken, does anyone know how to fix me?