The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[The_Warlock]

I miss the warmth I guess. I got used to snuggeling at night.

So, go get a new snugglebuddy(buddette? budderina? betty?)! Stop chatting with us and canvas the area, standard spiral search pattern - find the hot chicks, hand out your number.

Go on...get a move on!

 

[The_Warlock]

I can swing a free copy of each volume for you. I'll even autograph them.

Mrow!!

 

[Aeson]

Mrow!!

Down, kitty.

 

[Goldmoon]

So, go get a new snugglebuddy(buddette? budderina? betty?)! Stop chatting with us and canvas the area, standard spiral search pattern - find the hot chicks, hand out your number.

Go on...get a move on!

Its not that easy I'm afraid. Its pretty tough for me to meet women being in the Military and all. Its not like I can go and advertise.

 

[Goldmoon]

Mrow!!

Easy tiger!

 

[The_Warlock]

Down, kitty.

Back off, man. I'm a scientist...

Easy tiger!

What? Even my masseuse likes the fact that I'm the only man she knows that purrs...

 

[The_Warlock]

Its not that easy I'm afraid. Its pretty tough for me to meet women being in the Military and all. Its not like I can go and advertise.

Then you have to look into avenues with a certain level of initial anonymity...there are personal ads which can cater to specific needs without just dumping an obvious number in the paper or online...and you are practiced at layering the double-blinds.

And you met someone somewhere before...there have to be similar opportunities out there in the wide world...and if they are considered prurient by the far right, then they are probably easily found with Google.

Vive la Informacion Age!!

 

[Aeson]

Back off, man. I'm a scientist...

Studying the mating habits of the Air Force Amazons?

What? Even my masseuse likes the fact that I'm the only man she knows that purrs...

Creeepppyyy.

 

[Goldmoon]

Then you have to look into avenues with a certain level of initial anonymity...there are personal ads which can cater to specific needs without just dumping an obvious number in the paper or online...and you are practiced at layering the double-blinds.

And you met someone somewhere before...there have to be similar opportunities out there in the wide world...and if they are considered prurient by the far right, then they are probably easily found with Google.

Vive la Informacion Age!!

Yes, I am well practiced at hiding. I'm sure I'll find someone. The Starbucks girl didnt pan out. She wasnt hitting on me. I was a little embarassed.

 

[The_Warlock]

Studying the mating habits of the Air Force Amazons?

Shhh! It's a secret...I won't let my research fall into the wrong hands...I have a chipper shredder, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Creeepppyyy.

Not in comparison to other people out there in the great wide world...(thus using a hafrogman-like benchmark - not with regard to HIS level of creepiness, but rather in a similar manner to his richness)