The HIVE: One Mind, No Purpose.

[The_Warlock]

Actually, it was your whole "I don't do cute" bit that came across as pretty grim.

It's true, though. I'm not cute, and there's nothing I can wear or say that would make me cute. It would instantly translate to either "Stupid" or "Needs Meds". Witty works. Acerbic, definitely. Straight man, uh huh.

Cute? Not so much.

The joke wasn't funny, that's what makes it funny, but I figured it I'd include it in the response for completeness sake.

Maybe it just failed in delivery. Maybe your font needs more lilt, or some described arm motions.

Did hear something really funny last night, but sadly not a person creation.

"Isn't it funny how finger puppet sounds so innocent as a noun?"

That may have gone around the corner into Disturbing Alley, actually.

 

[Aeson]

Sounds like me.

And me it seems.

 

[Aeson]

I hate peeling potatoes!

But you can't really make potato mash without peeling them first...

They're called smashed potatoes with the skin on them.

 

[hafrogman]

Maybe it just failed in delivery. Maybe your font needs more lilt, or some described arm motions.

Mostly what it requires is context. But I enjoying making random quotes out of context and seeing if people will recognize them.

 

[The_Warlock]

I hate peeling potatoes!

But you can't really make potato mash without peeling them first...

Sure you can, but power tools help in that instance.

 

[hafrogman]

They're called smashed potatoes with the skin on them.

Sounds like a cut-rate Gallagher show.

 

[The_Warlock]

Mostly what it requires is context. But I enjoying making random quotes out of context and seeing if people will recognize them.

And there was much rejoicing...

 

[hafrogman]

And there was much rejoicing...

yay.

 

[The_Warlock]

Sounds like a cut-rate Gallagher show.

Maybe, but Gallagher never bothered to flavor his Sledge-o-matic with garlic.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

hafrogcat?

Hmmm. I may need to up my own cuteness.

Hafrogfossil?
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