The "I'm a Pirate" campaign platform

[Angel Tarragon]

And what if another candidate enters the arena of politics calling himself The Gladiator?

 

[Krud]

I've an idea

Someone should have run against him as a ninja. It'd be great except he might not have survived until polling day because he could get really mad during one of his speeches and kill himself for no reason. Either that or flip out and try to kill the pirate captain...

Don't know why he'd want to run since he already has REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!



edit: Damn someone got there first... thats what I get for not updating a thread I read hours later

 

[jgbrowning]

Spoiler

I am the real Ninja!

joe b.

 

[jonesy]

With a little google-fu:
http://technicianonline.com/story.php?id=011505

I'd so vote for the pirate.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I'm sure he'll get pw0ned by the ninja candidate.

joe b.

Dude, didn't ya know that pirates p0wn all!!! Including ninjas.

 

[Hand of Evil]

It is the pirate life for me!

 

[Hammerhead]

That is awesome! I'd run for Business Board at my school with a similar platform, but most people in the business school tend not to have a sense of humor. Any chance we can see this guy's website?