Thomas gives Diana a small smile. "Let's not freak out the norms. You've got to break him in easier than that." He turns back to Mike. "As you might've gussed, there's some wierd stuff going on. I just came to, myself, although in nicer conditions than this. You ever heard of fanfiction? This seems to be like that, with crossovers galore. We've got Gandalf and Saruman on our side, plus a couple of others I don't recognize. When I met up with them they had just come from Diagon Alley from Harry Potter, and they were talking with a video game commando character called Solid Snake." He points surreptitiously at Mario. "And don't look now, but I think that's Picachu."
He shakes his head. "Sorry. I was going to try to take it slowly. So anyway, Barney the Purple Dinasaur, a man in a foam suit from a children's television series, seems to have fubarred reality, hence all the cross-polinization. I think he's questing for supreme power; I'm fuzzy on the details. But here we are, on a mission from a character from Star Wars to find an anime character from an 80's TV show.
"Hope you're good at rolling with the punches..."