The Internet Likes Me

[RangerWickett]

According to MSN, I'm good date material. It's nice to know that, deep down, the soulless construct we call the internet thinks I'm a nice guy. *grin*

 

[Ferret]

Link me!

 

[DaveStebbins]

Yeah, according to the ads on HotMail, gorgeous women in bikinis are practically just WAITING to throw themselves at me.

 

[RangerWickett]

http://g.msn.com/0US!s2.477_6199/92.c7289/1??cm=ImageAbstract

Why are you still single?

 

[Dirigible]

Yeah, according to the ads on HotMail, gorgeous women in bikinis are practically just WAITING to throw themselves at me.

And why not? You do, after all, look like my father. hence like me. Hence, gorgeous.
The world was not meant for paragons of virile pulchritude like us, Davy-boy.
(hey, I managed to type that with a straight face!)

I got a smeggin' 18* on the test. In my defence, I blame my fondness for obscure Russian movies. And not the unusual body hair. Not at all.


In deference to the fact that it would make absolutely no sense in this context, I will forgo my usual strategy of claiming I scored 'Napoleon', as I do on every other internet quiz

 

[Wycen]

Stay back! The internet liked me better first!

 

[DaveStebbins]

The world was not meant for paragons of virile pulchritude like us, Davy-boy.

You're absolutely right Dirigible, son!

<hooks thumbs under imaginary suspenders>

I wonder what kinds of ads they put up for all those normal people on the internet?