"Ye must have comprehension problems girl. I retained my real name after being imbued into this sword. Theres nothing pretentious about it at all, and as fer what ye wish ta call me, ye may call me whatever ye wish, whether I'll answer ta it or not is another matter entirely."
"That no good excuse fer a mayor brought me here if that be what ye mean. Him and his ragtag group of adventurers years ago. They stole me from me home, Applebottom most of all wanted me fer his own, but I would not have it, so he scooped me up in box and stuck me down here on his return."
"Tch, and as fer yer word and honor girl, that remains ta be seen. The only reason I'm not repelling yer pasty elven arse from me right now has already been made clear," the sword growls.