Dear Santa,
I have been a good rogue all year, as I have only stolen from those who deserved it and given it all to the Dunstand Foundation for He Who is Fiscally Challenged.
As such, I feel that I have earned the right to ask for something special this year and if I get it, I promise to use it for the furthering of my esteemed charity.
Please send me a bandolier of throwing daggers of accuracy and returning. I think that six daggers in the bandolier should be sufficient, but if you want to throw in more, that would be fine.
I know you expected me to ask for the ever-filling mug of buckstars, but I think, as my recent combat outings would attest, that the daggers would be more useful to my immediate survivability.
As always Santa, keep up the good work and remember don’t take any wooden nickels or Zhenthrim pennies.
Dunstand
P.S. Tell Rudolf I am sorry about the whole nose accident thing, as I think that ruby continual light gem looks much better on him than his first nose did.