The Liberation of Tenh Plot Thread

[(contact)]

. . . DOGFOOD?!?!?! DOGFOOOD!!!!!!

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[(contact)]

Yeah, well, the trouble with sharing your conspiracy theories is that you look like a Butrain when they don't turn out to be true.

Except that *this* thread is sort of like the Illuminati's Old Boy's Club. Pull up a highbacked leather chair, and light your cigar with Argentinian currency. (In fact, light it twice.)

This is the thread where conspiracy theories go from "wouldn't it be great if . . ." to "everything is proceeding according to plan, master."

 

[Morrow]

Nonetheless, I still think that, this being Greyhawk and all — the default PHB setting (in a manner of speaking) and therefore home to the D&D iconics, that maybe one of the iconic characters just happened to accidentally don one of the Old School cursed items lying around. (And I know (contact) likes Old School.)

And then said iconic decided she felt a lot more comfortable that way. A lot more... free. Why, even fell in love.

That's presuming, of course, that a cursed item was involved at all, and not just a clever Disguise check. (Hey, some fighters will spend points on cross-class skills.) Lord knows, there seemed to be enough "man-hands" hints that I felt halfway sure Jespo was going to find himself playing the Forrest Whittaker part come his wedding night. (And I know (contact) likes to be cruel to his former PCs.)

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*The sound of a palm connecting solidly with a forehead.*

Oh, REGDA!

Thanks for the cliffsnotes. Some of us back here in the cheap seats need all the help we can get.

Morrow

 

[the_mighty_agrippa]

yeah, i think's "she's" a girdle boy too. even the bow and greatsword are iconic.

 

[(contact)]

You guys rock, by the way.

 

[Snoweel]

No dude.

YUO rock.

 

[dpdx]

Ding! It took me a minute, but I formulated a guess:

Tau is the New Herald of an ancient Tenha God resurrected.

 

[(contact)]

Thanks, Snoweel. DPDX-- you're right.

 

[Piratecat]

I love this game. I love this story hour. And I only wish I didn't live on the other side of the country.

 

[Snoweel]

Count yourself lucky.

Some of us live on the other side of the Pacific Ocean.