The Liberation of Tenh (updated April 24)

[(contact)]

Derrick-- just for you:

56: Beating down Eeeevil on the deck of a giant land-crawling construct that isn't Jabba the Hut's pleasure-ship repurposed for D&D.

Heydricus and them blip in and there are some nasties waiting but they're all "bring it" and the elementals are all "we will," and the undead are all "f that son, I got your back," and the Liberators are all "pft-- is that all you got," and the Iuzians are all "what do you take us for," and the Liberators are all, "you're the guys who get gore on our swords," and the Iuzains were all, "eat 8d6 sneak attack damage, punk," and the undead are all, "yeah," and the elementals are all, "how did we end up in Mechanus," and the gigantic monsters are all, "weren't we the highest CR here? What the hell happened?" and the Iuzians were all, "yeah, where did you get the new wizards," and Jespo was all, "don't ask," and Heydricus was all "don't tell," and Gwen was all, "don't start," and Pris was all, "don't stop," and they didn't (until they had to).

 

[Alomir]

Oh, man, this is going to be good... and bad... I just wonder which side is going to be which.

Can't wait for that update!

 

[GreyShadow]

(contact), can I have my updates in at least 2 paragraphs next time?

Sounds great, and will wait.

 

[ForceUser]

Derrick-- just for you:

56: Beating down Eeeevil on the deck of a giant land-crawling construct that isn't Jabba the Hut's pleasure-ship repurposed for D&D.

Heydricus and them blip in and there are some nasties waiting but they're all "bring it" and the elementals are all "we will," and the undead are all "f that son, I got your back," and the Liberators are all "pft-- is that all you got," and the Iuzians are all "what do you take us for," and the Liberators are all, "you're the guys who get gore on our swords," and the Iuzains were all, "eat 8d6 sneak attack damage, punk," and the undead are all, "yeah," and the elementals are all, "how did we end up in Mechanus," and the gigantic monsters are all, "weren't we the highest CR here? What the hell happened?" and the Iuzians were all, "yeah, where did you get the new wizards," and Jespo was all, "don't ask," and Heydricus was all "don't tell," and Gwen was all, "don't start," and Pris was all, "don't stop," and they didn't (until they had to).

Hilarious man, hilarious. Love this sh-t.

 

[KidCthulhu]

Heydricus and them blip in and there are some nasties waiting but they're all "bring it" and the elementals are all "we will," and the undead are all "f that son, I got your back," and the Liberators are all "pft-- is that all you got," ..

It's no "100 words" post, but I'll give you points for concise.

 

[Joshua Randall]

56: Beating down Eeeevil on the deck of a giant land-crawling construct that isn't Jabba the Hut's pleasure-ship repurposed for D&D.

Y'know, when I read about the ship that sails on (through?) land, I thought of one of the Elric of Melnibone stories. Can't recall which one off hand, but it definitely involved a ship crossing land instead of ocean. And, the albino elf in (contact)'s story just reinforced my memory, seein' as how Elric was all pasty himself.

No, I don't know why I'm talking like some old guy in a Western.

Edit: danged brackets!

 

[CrusadeDave]

Yay!

Liberators action, it's Fan-tastic.

Now if we could only get some stat-blocks, for the entire party, as they've undoubtedly leveled up quite a bit since the last update.

 

[(contact)]

Ah. Statblocks. I would, but I only keep current stat blocks for the Liberators, which would include major spoilers.

But I can tell you that at the time of this update, the Liberators are:

Dabus: human male Cleric 14
Elijah: human female Ranger 13
Gwendolyn: human female Wizard 15
Heydricus: human male Fighter 4 / Sorcerer 8 / Holy Liberator 3 / Divine Champion 2
Jespo: human male Wizard 13
Regda: human female Fighter 10
Prisantha: human female Wizard 15

And I will also say that it's about to get all TOEE2 up in here.

(Except with even more ass-kicking)

 

[CrusadeDave]

Thank you.

I assume Gwendolyn is a Wizard in the 12-13 range?

This is just an amazing story hour. It finally motivated me to DM again, and eventually start a Story Hour. Keep up the great work.

 

[Rackhir]

And I will also say that it's about to get all TOEE2 up in here.

(Except with even more ass-kicking)

[PINING] Sigh... Any chance work will force you out to the east coast, preferably somewhere in philly?[/PINING]

Hmmm. An observations though. No mention of Gwen in the stat blocks. I guess we'll have to wait and see if (contact) starts to airbrush her out of his posts.

Y'know, when I read about the ship that sails on (through?) land, I thought of one of the Elric of Melnibone stories. Can't recall which one off hand, but it definitely involved a ship crossing land instead of ocean. And, the albino elf in (contact)'s story just reinforced my memory, seein' as how Elric was all pasty himself.

It's called the Ship Which Sails on Land and Sea it was used in the first Elric book.