The Minister's Cat...

[reveal]

The Minister's Cat is a uniocular cat.

 

[Dracomeander]

The Minister's cat is a viscious cat.

 

[Wystan]

The Minister's cat is a Wookie cat

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

The Minister's cat is a xenophobic cat

 

[Wystan]

The Minister's cat is a Zero Sum entity who hates the letter Y.

 

[reveal]

The Minister's cat is a Zero Sum entity

You forgot the Y.

The Minister's Cat is a yowling cat.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

The Minster's Cat is an ABBA lovin' cat.

The Minister's Cat is a Bee-Gees Lovin' cat.

The Minister's Cat is a Credence Clearwater Revival Lovin' cat.

The Minister's Cat is...

 

[Michael Morris]

The Minister's cat is a darling cat.

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

The Minister's Cat is an Electric Light Orchestra lovin' cat.

 

[reveal]

The Minister's Cat is a Frank Sinatra "I did it my way" kinda cat