The misbegotten waif thread a/k/a The Fray V2

[Walking Dad]

Isn't Tekken already out (and bad)? I remember the Streetfighter and the DOA movie... Mortal Kombat was the best of the bunch (the first one).

 

[HolyMan]

Prehaps *shrugs*

It could have gone th eway of Jonah Hex and Centurion - meaning only out for one weekend.

Tekken 1 was one of two fighting games I ever liked, so I was hoping for a little nostalgia

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y91zeVagemw&feature=related]YouTube - Tekken (Movie 2010) - Trailer[/ame]


HM

 

[Relique du Madde]

As long as we are talking video game movies...


Nothing beats Rock em Sock em Robots*.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei5l3r1dV4I]YouTube - Real Steel Official Trailer[/ame]


* Don't even try convincing me it's based on a Twilight Zone Episode.. That's a lie!

 

[Scott DeWar]

any one here ever hear of the spanish heavy metel group called Dark Moor? Just listened to 'Vivaldi's winter by them. not bad.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txwlKqt01TQ]YouTube - Dark Moor - Vivaldi's Winter[/ame]there are quite a few here on you tube, but i jsut discovered them through Pandora.com.

 

[renau1g]

Isn't Tekken already out (and bad)? I remember the Streetfighter and the DOA movie... Mortal Kombat was the best of the bunch (the first one).

It depends on your definition of "best" is. I think Mortal Kombat is the least worst of them overall, but for pure comedy gold I go with Streetfighter every time.

Reasons?

1) Jean Claude Van Damme - anything he's in (or Steven Seagul) will be fantastically terrible (Under Siege excluded)
2) ummm....everything... it was worse than an older Bond movie for cheesyness
3) Did I mention JCVD?

Man I remember Double Impact...terrible, Timecop...awful, Knock-Off? Let's just show you the quote "Action star Jean Claude Van Damme plays a fashion designer who must join forces with a C.I.A. agent to combat terrorism" and if you forget the "terrorism" in this excellent piece of cinema, I will remind you. They are making counterfeit money jeans! Oh and just to put a cherry on top of that one...Rob Schnieder is his buddy in it... man I gotta go get Netflix and watch some of these terrible flicks over the break.

 

[Walking Dad]

Bloodsport os a good JCVD.

And I like Exit Wounds with Steven Seagal.

Happy Christmas for all, in the case I cannot write the next days.

 

[renau1g]

Yah, Bloodsport is good...Exit Wounds? Really?

I like Half Past Dead for pure terrible camp and for some straight to DVD goodness, Steven Seagul plays a zombie hunter.

Against the Dark (Video 2009) - IMDb



When most of the population of Earth is infected with a virus and transformed into flesh eaters and blood drinking creatures, a group of hunters led by Tao chases the vampire zombies to eliminate them. Six non-infected survivors try to find the exit of an abandoned hospital crowded with the infected creatures, and Tao and his group help them.

 

[Walking Dad]

Yeah, liked Exit Wounds. Also Machete, where SS stars the villain.

Shall I feel bad because I watched Against the Dark

 

[Scott DeWar]

merry christmas all! Especially Walking dad, just in case you cannot get on lline.

 

[Walking Dad]

Thanks, you too. I will stay at three different places and the one I'm most of the time has a really wonky Internet connection... and I need to spend some time of the day with my family