WOLead
First Post
This is to be taken as seriously as you want, or as stupidly ridiculous. After reading that the Invisible Cloak no longer wants Orcus there, why not make his own little thread detailing various ways of killing Orcus, and the chance it has for success. Anything from an actual build with just a 0.5% chance of actually winning in 50 rounds, to....
So onto my low, low, almost non-existant chance of beating Orcus.
A 13% chance to kill Orcus in one turn solo. Technically it was Orcus who killed Orcus, but when do the Fey play fair?
The "Never Going to Happen" type deal. =PShout at Orcus, "Who do you think I am?!"
Then with the Warlord skill "Believe in the me, who believes in you!" at an ally, who can then summon Tengen Toppa Gurren Langann and attack Orcus as a free action.
Dead Orcus chance, 100%. Don't mess with Kamina and Simon.
So onto my low, low, almost non-existant chance of beating Orcus.
Level 27 Half-elf Fey Pact Warlock.
Feytouched Paragon path
Demigod Epic Destiny
30 Charisma
Features: Action Surge
Powers:
Curse of the Twin Princes
Curse of the Fey King
Warlock's Leap
Equipment:
Eladrin Armor+6
Eladrin Boots
Charged Rod of Harvest +6
Scarab of Invulnerability
1st Turn:
Spend an Action point for an extra Standard Action. Gain +4 to attack rolls till the start of your next turn by Feytouched Action, and +3 to the Standard Action given by the Action point from Action Surge.
Use Curse of the Fey King against Orcus with the Action point Standard action. +40 vs. Will(49). Use Dark One's Own Luck to make sure it lands. (9% chance to miss)
Use Curse of the Twin Princes next. +37 vs. Will(49) The Effect can't miss.
Use the Minor Action to activate the Scarab of Invulnerability.
Use a Free Action to let Orcus know what you just did, and taunt him a bit saying he can't kill you.
Use the Move Action for Warlock's Leap and teleport adjacent to Orcus.
End of your turn.
Orcus's 1st Turn:
Feeling a bit annoyed, he goes straight for Touch of Death. Curse of the Twin Princes comes up and flip a coin. Heads, Orcus hits you and you are probably going to die. Tails, Orcus just used Touch of Death on himself. 50% chance.
If Tails, +33 vs. Fort(51) for Orcus to die. Take the first roll with Curse of the Fey King if its under 18. Dead Orcus if either roll is 18 or more. Especially nice since his own ability beats his own Necrotic Immunity. Chance Orcus Rolls a 18 or above on two Rolls, 27.75%.
Chance Orcus Rolls a 18 or above on one Roll, 15%. (For if the Curse of the Fey Prince fails to land).
Chance Orcus Dies in 1 Turn, 13.3%
[0.91*(0.5*0.2775)+0.09*(0.5*0.15)]
A 13% chance to kill Orcus in one turn solo. Technically it was Orcus who killed Orcus, but when do the Fey play fair?