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A consortium of buyers headed by Rush Limbaugh will buy D&D and all associated intellectual properties and release 5ED.

All of us black players will refuse to play 5Ed...and very few people notice.
 

Actually D&D has been bought by Jack Chick. 5e will actually just be a reprint of AD&D but with the additionaly rule that whenever your character dies you have to scream "No, not Blackleaf!" and then hang yourself.
 





According to unameable sources
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Diaglo has won the lottery and bought the D&D brand. Rumors are that he will announce OD&D 1.1 to be released within the next year, consisting of 3 small pamphlets. The Greyhawk setting will be released sometime within the next 5 years with a gazetteer every 12 months thereafter. Reports are uncertain if the thief and demihumans will be included in the initial release. :uhoh:
 


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