The Grassy Gnoll
Explorer
God, Paladins are awful. I mean, I know that the whole minimum stat scores/LG alignment requirements from AD&D days have gone, but oh, how the stench of it lingers. To me they're still the corn fed squeaky clean high school valedictorian quarterback with the lantern jaw and all the girls who gives the speccy kids a wedgie at lunch break.
I'm sure it says a lot about me (though less than you'd think; although ocularly challenged I have never been wedgied or bullied), but I have no interest in playing Tom Brady at the table. I'd rather be Lawrence Taylor, thanks.
I look at the Vengeance Paladin and just see the bone that was thrown to CN players who want to be Batman-without-the-no-killing thing.
I rolled up a Paladin not long ago but I just couldn't bring myself to play it. I itched for a week before making a druid instead.
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I'm sure it says a lot about me (though less than you'd think; although ocularly challenged I have never been wedgied or bullied), but I have no interest in playing Tom Brady at the table. I'd rather be Lawrence Taylor, thanks.
I look at the Vengeance Paladin and just see the bone that was thrown to CN players who want to be Batman-without-the-no-killing thing.
I rolled up a Paladin not long ago but I just couldn't bring myself to play it. I itched for a week before making a druid instead.
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