Bwa ha ha! It's like Deadpool and his little yellow boxes!Emral said:wow this is a good cigar. I wonder why my clothes never catch on fire. Wait, people are talking again, better pay attention. Say something smart, fast.
Haha, I think the elderberry insult was awesome! Just missing a French accent to really seal the deal.He handed the spear to the fighter and joined in chanting at the fleeing dragon.
"Cow-ard! Cow-ard! Come back fight stinky Cow-ard!"
"Your mother was swamp lizard, your father stinked of elderberry"
"Skinny, malinky, umber-ella feet"
He turned at smiled again at Alex "How I do? Insults all right?"
Bwa ha ha! It's like Deadpool and his little yellow boxes!
Good question - why DON'T his clothes catch on fire, and why did he never wonder about this until now?
HAHAHA! You actually wrote it! And you're actually using the title "Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive?", too!I have a horrible urge to write an adventure called "Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive?"
Better yet, somebody else write it so I can bring 7 Rabbit back from
HAHA indeed! Currently there are 4 strikers and a Dextyr, can even he save them all? Although, I don't think Vixio will be adventuring with Blade...HAHAHA! You actually wrote it! And you're actually using the title "Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive?", too!
Wait... the richest guy in Finnian's hometown is named Mr. Potter?Finnian said:Nobody in the village has more than a few coins, I'd say. Well, Potter has a few, I'd guess, with all that land and cattle, but everybody has their wealth in the ground, as it were.
I was thinking on my feet, picturing a wealthy, establishment type in this little village that would have hated Finnian's real father and this reckless youth bastard that appeared 9 months after this village elder eagerly gave up his dad to the gallows and...Wait... the richest guy in Finnian's hometown is named Mr. Potter?
Captain Azreal's words greeting the MMC,back from work. Yeah, that was somewhat refreshing.Was that black thing I saw flying off awhile ago actually a dragon?! By the gods I thought we were dead when we heard it roar in the sky as it flew upward. And I thought you must be dead as well, but then why should it be flying away as if Hadeys himself were riding her tail?
"B-but dear," says Marco, "I've already told you that advertising is a good investment. There will be a lot of people at TUR-..."
"Don't you say it! Don't you say that horrible word! It's worse than a carnival. Just another way to bilk honest people out of hard-earned money. And to give it to MONSTERS, too! Where is your head, Marco?!"
When Marco asks the group to head up the stairs, Vaunea waits for the rest of the party to begin ascending, knowing that her large frame would take some doing to get through. Vaunea squeezes her way to the top of the stairs just in time to hear Marco's wife talk about monsters. Finally reaching the last step, Vaunea shouts "Monsters? Where monsters? We kill for you." And Vaunea draws her axe.
Vaunea then points to Marco's head and says "And head there!"
Haha, and Vaunea makes my day again Now how will they get themselves out of this one?Marco's wife screams. She rushes to hide behind Marco. "Oh gods! What is that?! It's going to kill us and the children! We've got to get out of here."
Marco looks angry. Very angry. "Put. Away. The. Axe."
"This is my home, and I'll not have you storming around like it's a war zone."