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4E The Peanut Gallery

This thread is for quoting great lines and otherwise commenting on adventures, by people who aren't actually part of them. Please keep the kibitzing here (took me three tries to spell that) to keep the adventure threads clean.
 
Emral said:
wow this is a good cigar. I wonder why my clothes never catch on fire. Wait, people are talking again, better pay attention. Say something smart, fast.
Bwa ha ha! It's like Deadpool and his little yellow boxes!

Good question - why DON'T his clothes catch on fire, and why did he never wonder about this until now?
 

Lord Sessadore

Explorer
He handed the spear to the fighter and joined in chanting at the fleeing dragon.

"Cow-ard! Cow-ard! Come back fight stinky Cow-ard!"

"Your mother was swamp lizard, your father stinked of elderberry"

"Skinny, malinky, umber-ella feet"

He turned at smiled again at Alex "How I do? Insults all right?"
Haha, I think the elderberry insult was awesome! Just missing a French accent to really seal the deal. ;)
 
I have a horrible urge to write an adventure called "Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive?"

Better yet, somebody else write it so I can bring 7 Rabbit back from retirement the library.
 

fireinthedust

Villager
Bwa ha ha! It's like Deadpool and his little yellow boxes!

Good question - why DON'T his clothes catch on fire, and why did he never wonder about this until now?
:lol:

I just wanted to RP the focus on Charisma over Intelligence. Maybe he's more insightful now, or something, than when he was "smart". Like Spike, from Buffy.
 

Lord Sessadore

Explorer
I have a horrible urge to write an adventure called "Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive?"

Better yet, somebody else write it so I can bring 7 Rabbit back from retirement the library.
HAHAHA! You actually wrote it! And you're actually using the title "Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive?", too!

I'm avoiding the emails so that the surprise is preserved, since Tristan will probably be one of the aforementioned strikers, so I don't know what it entails ... but with a name like that, it should be pretty awesome ;)
 

CaBaNa

Villager
I KNOW!! Those barnacles are nasty, that and she holds her breath forever just to get them off the ship...
 

KenHood

Villager
If you want to see something REALLY funny, read his character sheet. All the fluff is written in character, like someone was interviewing him.

Tonk
 

renau1g

Villager
HAHAHA! You actually wrote it! And you're actually using the title "Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive?", too!
HAHA indeed! :lol: Currently there are 4 strikers and a Dextyr, can even he save them all? Although, I don't think Vixio will be adventuring with Blade... :]
 

Lord Sessadore

Explorer
Joe, I have to say, the Peanut Gallery thread was a brilliant idea. We should've had this a long time ago!

And Tonk is pretty hilarious. Is he supposed to have a Russian-ish accent, or is that just a low-intelligence-ish accent?

Edit: upon reading Tonk's fluff, I think I know the answer to that question. Heehee :)
 
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Finnian said:
Nobody in the village has more than a few coins, I'd say. Well, Potter has a few, I'd guess, with all that land and cattle, but everybody has their wealth in the ground, as it were.
Wait... the richest guy in Finnian's hometown is named Mr. Potter?
 

weldon

Registered User
Wait... the richest guy in Finnian's hometown is named Mr. Potter?
I was thinking on my feet, picturing a wealthy, establishment type in this little village that would have hated Finnian's real father and this reckless youth bastard that appeared 9 months after this village elder eagerly gave up his dad to the gallows and...

all I could see was "It's a Wonderful Life"

not that Finnian is George, although he is a bit of an everyman, but maybe his mischievous son.

Hmmm. Maybe I should create a wiki entry for a little village named Bedford Falls, or maybe Potterville.
 
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Atanatotatos

Villager
Was that black thing I saw flying off awhile ago actually a dragon?! By the gods I thought we were dead when we heard it roar in the sky as it flew upward. And I thought you must be dead as well, but then why should it be flying away as if Hadeys himself were riding her tail?
Captain Azreal's words greeting the MMC,back from work. Yeah, that was somewhat refreshing.
 

Lord Sessadore

Explorer
"B-but dear," says Marco, "I've already told you that advertising is a good investment. There will be a lot of people at TUR-..."

"Don't you say it! Don't you say that horrible word! It's worse than a carnival. Just another way to bilk honest people out of hard-earned money. And to give it to MONSTERS, too! Where is your head, Marco?!"
When Marco asks the group to head up the stairs, Vaunea waits for the rest of the party to begin ascending, knowing that her large frame would take some doing to get through. Vaunea squeezes her way to the top of the stairs just in time to hear Marco's wife talk about monsters. Finally reaching the last step, Vaunea shouts "Monsters? Where monsters? We kill for you." And Vaunea draws her axe.

Vaunea then points to Marco's head and says "And head there!"
Marco's wife screams. She rushes to hide behind Marco. "Oh gods! What is that?! It's going to kill us and the children! We've got to get out of here."

Marco looks angry. Very angry. "Put. Away. The. Axe."

"This is my home, and I'll not have you storming around like it's a war zone."
Haha, and Vaunea makes my day again :) Now how will they get themselves out of this one?
 

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